Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[krayzie]

I'm sure you army folks would love this.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by krayzie

And only this OG flavor.

Those things were straight up gold at lunch time in school. You could trade them for just about anything.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by krayzie

I'm sure you army folks would love this.

That would be pretty mint. Though, we got issued a metal canteen cup that served basically the same purpose. I used to have a titanium coffee mug with a lid on it that was absolutely amazing for making instant coffee in over a Coleman stove. Unfortunately, it got lost somewhere in Petawawa

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by krayzie

I'm sure you army folks would love this.

Oh, that would have been waaaay too civilian.

Here's what I ate out of (when we got hot rations in the field).

Yep, the mess persons would put the desert on the bottom, because that's the last thing you got to as you dug down through the potatoes and whatever, which actually made sense ........

(it's called a canteen cup - for you non military folks)


humfrz

[MrFisty]

Originally Posted by Cole

I just ate those stupid ramen noodles I bought from Amazon. First of all, my tongue and lips are on fire. Second of all, my stomach feels like I'm having a concurrent c section and abortion.

What did you expect? Because if it was anything other than exactly this, I'm questioning your judgement.

[MrFisty]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I have flown at least 200 times. Of those trips maybe 4 were unpleasant for one reason or another. The only time I would say to panic is when the person beside you is holding a baby between new born and one year old. They don't seem to do well with the pressure changes and tend to scream. A lot! Loudly! Right in your ear!

My landing coming into Chicago a few weeks ago was HAIRY. I swear i thought we were going to tip and cash.

Butthole was puckered.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

What did you expect? Because if it was anything other than exactly this, I'm questioning your judgement.

Not to feel like death. I had the added pleasure of my girlfriend sitting beside while I ate them, and she had zero pity for me. She even went as far as saying "You know you're a fucking idiot right? I can tell how much pain those are causing you, yet you keep shoveling them into your mouth."

[MrFisty]

Originally Posted by Cole

Not to feel like death. I had the added pleasure of my girlfriend sitting beside while I ate them, and she had zero pity for me. She even went as far as saying "You know you're a fucking idiot right? I can tell how much pain those are causing you, yet you keep shoveling them into your mouth."

10/10 gave me a good chuckle. XD

Don't order food from internet wholesalers.

[MrFisty]

On a side note, I'm getting real tired of the world's alpha male attitude bullshit.

Particularly in car culture...

[Cole]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

10/10 gave me a good chuckle. XD

Don't order food from internet wholesalers.

It was ok in the end. I had a nice nap and woke up feeling good enough to head to the 24 hour steak joint down the street for a real dinner with her.

Who would have thought you could buy a 16oz steak, mashed potatoes with gravy and a Caesar salad for 17 bucks?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Cole

Not to feel like death. I had the added pleasure of my girlfriend sitting beside while I ate them, and she had zero pity for me. She even went as far as saying "You know you're a fucking idiot right? I can tell how much pain those are causing you, yet you keep shoveling them into your mouth."

humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I have flown at least 200 times. Of those trips maybe 4 were unpleasant for one reason or another. The only time I would say to panic is when the person beside you is holding a baby between new born and one year old. They don't seem to do well with the pressure changes and tend to scream. A lot! Loudly! Right in your ear!

Ahhhhh........yes, I flew quite a bit back-in-the-day.

I remember flirting with those fine looking hostesses/nurses ......


humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

You'll fit right in, I'm sure!


Oh, and I just found this and I can verify it. 100% accurate.

Memorized

Originally Posted by Dadhawk

You are welcome!

I loved mine.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Memorized



I loved mine.

I could say half of those by accident through a normal conversation. Could be some fun results when totally out of context.