Don't be a Ricer...

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by tptwrc

Ha I have completely forgotten what the point was butvi actually think you summed it succinctly. Yes, for all intents and purposes, ricer could be said to be practically synonymous with fwd. Yay, a light at the end of the tunnel!

"Ricer" is a mindset, attitude and set of actions that transcends make, model and drive wheels.


A car with many stickers for parts that are not on it is rice.
A car with many stickers for parts that are on it is not.


A slammed, hard parking, show car that the owner claims is a race car is rice.
A slammed, hard parking, show car that the owner makes no pretense of racing is not.


A noisy exhaust, lowered, non functioning spoiler/wing, screw on rear diffuser but otherwise stock car that just goes to work is rice (mildly, but still rice).
A noisy exhaust, lowered, functioning spoiler/wing, screw on rear diffuser car that has been altered for track use is not.

[NOI]

I just want to be loved for my choices.

[Silver Supra]

LOL - struggling to define "rice" or "ricer" while at the same time trying to change the definition of "sports car".

Yeah, I read the whole thread and laughed out loud (sometimes called LOLing) at all the opinions being stated as fact.

[tptwrc]

Originally Posted by KR-S 86

Be honest.

Would you really rather take this:

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over this "LOL FWD automatic rice" ITR?

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And once again, no one but you is calling an FWD Honda a "sports car."

I can fix the one on top...I can't fix fundamental design flaws

[guybo]

None of the above. They are both shitbox ricemobiles IMHO

[Jordanwolf]

I typically cook rice all the time, and eat it almost every time I cook it. Sometimes I also have to go places, so I take my rice into my car and drive to where I need to go.

So if rice == cooked and rice then is == inside 86, does that then make my 86 == containing rice attributes?? Aka "rice, riced, ricer, rice god"?

[fang_gt86]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

"Ricer" is a mindset, attitude and set of actions that transcends make, model and drive wheels.


A car with many stickers for parts that are not on it is rice.
A car with many stickers for parts that are on it is not.


A slammed, hard parking, show car that the owner claims is a race car is rice.
A slammed, hard parking, show car that the owner makes no pretense of racing is not.


A noisy exhaust, lowered, non functioning spoiler/wing, screw on rear diffuser but otherwise stock car that just goes to work is rice (mildly, but still rice).
A noisy exhaust, lowered, functioning spoiler/wing, screw on rear diffuser car that has been altered for track use is not.

Well, if a "ricer" is somebody that's NOT using or modify their car for the intended purposes. That means 50% of us are probably a ricer.. No make that 90%..

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Jordanwolf

I typically cook rice all the time, and eat it almost every time I cook it. Sometimes I also have to go places, so I take my rice into my car and drive to where I need to go.

So if rice == cooked and rice then is == inside 86, does that then make my 86 == containing rice attributes?? Aka "rice, riced, ricer, rice god"?

Depends. Steamed? Fried? White? Brown? Long grain? Short grain? Wild? Balsamic? Uncle Ben's?


Damnit now we can't even define actual rice!

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by fang_gt86

Well, if a "ricer" is somebody that's NOT using or modify their car for the intended purposes. That means 50% of us are probably a ricer..

Yep. That is how I look at it at any rate even though I know most will not agree.
I am a full fledged ricer. In fact I used my own car as the qualifier in my third example and fully admit to myself that I am of the Race Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements crowd.

[Jordanwolf]

So would rust proofing the car be rice if it's still summer? It adds to the car cosmetically and has no purpose unless its winter

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Jordanwolf

So would rust proofing the car be rice if it's still summer? It adds to the car cosmetically and has no purpose unless its winter

RACE Inspired Cosmetic Enhancements.

[Soloside]

Drives: 06 accord




R U RACE INSPIRED BRAH.

[JD001]

Originally Posted by Jordanwolf

I typically cook rice all the time, and eat it almost every time I cook it. Sometimes I also have to go places, so I take my rice into my car and drive to where I need to go.

So if rice == cooked and rice then is == inside 86, does that then make my 86 == containing rice attributes?? Aka "rice, riced, ricer, rice god"?

No, it becomes a..

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by JD001

No, it becomes a..

HEY! Who you callin' Cracker?