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Andrew025 · 03-13-2017, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

An ass in the ass? Assception?

Cole · 03-13-2017, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew025

Do you use that like a pipe cleaner or something?

ELLE OH FREAKIN ELLE

The mental images that conjured were not nice.

nextcar · 03-13-2017, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

I have no clue what they are for. On a related note be careful if you search "finger in donkey" at work.

IDK, couldn't be worse than searching Tijuana donkey show...

Andrew025 · 03-13-2017, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by nextcar

IDK, couldn't be worse than searching Tijuana donkey show...

Are you saying it's worse because it's Mexican?

nextcar · 03-13-2017, 05:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Andrew025

Are you saying it's worse because it's Mexican?

I'm sayin the work IT staff might have a few issues with the search results and you might just get a call from HR.

These aren't the donkeys painted like zebras!

soulreapersteve · 03-13-2017, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Teseo

He is intelligent, i assumed cuz asian

I'm a broken asian yo.

Took 2 years to pass high school chemistry, and I only got a 3.0 GPA overall because I took 6 gym classes... I can barely do algebra

Andrew025 · 03-13-2017, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

I'm a broken asian yo.

Took 2 years to pass high school chemistry, and I only got a 3.0 GPA overall because I took 6 gym classes... I can barely do algebra

Cole · 03-13-2017, 07:31 PM

So, this past Christmas, my aunt gave me an Amazon Echo Dot. First of all, you're amazing and everything, Amazon, and I love you to bits. But bring Echo support to Canada. I don't want to keep having to use a hardware store in Kalamazoo as my home address to use you. But wow, are you ever life changing. I honestly didn't think that an electronic personal assistant type technology would be this convenient, but damn was I wrong.

Come home "Alexa, play "insert song/playlist/artist here"
Go to sleep "Alexa, set an alarm for XXXX time"
Have a random piece of trivia being debated "Alexa, in what year did the Prussian Empire fall?"

For what it is, I highly recommend it. Now I really just need Prime Music to come to Canada, and I can cancel Spotify as well, since I've already cancelled netflix.

Clipdat · 03-13-2017, 07:46 PM

My boss has one and I was drinking at his place and started saying pretty vulgar things to it like "Alexa, eat a diсk" among other things.

He had to go into his history and delete all the vulgar things it logged.

I also ordered several items off Amazon on his credit card that evening.

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Originally Posted by Cole

So, this past Christmas, my aunt gave me an Amazon Echo Dot. First of all, you're amazing and everything, Amazon, and I love you to bits. But bring Echo support to Canada. I don't want to keep having to use a hardware store in Kalamazoo as my home address to use you. But wow, are you ever life changing. I honestly didn't think that an electronic personal assistant type technology would be this convenient, but damn was I wrong.

Come home "Alexa, play "insert song/playlist/artist here"
Go to sleep "Alexa, set an alarm for XXXX time"
Have a random piece of trivia being debated "Alexa, in what year did the Prussian Empire fall?"

For what it is, I highly recommend it. Now I really just need Prime Music to come to Canada, and I can cancel Spotify as well, since I've already cancelled netflix.

Cole · 03-13-2017, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Clipdat

My boss has one and I was drinking at his place and started saying pretty vulgar things to it like "Alexa, eat a diсk" among other things.

He had to go into his history and delete all the vulgar things it logged.

I also ordered several items off Amazon on his credit card that evening.

I'm not too sure about ordering things with it. I'm the kind of person who likes to browse amazon for hours on end finding shit to buy

Teseo · 03-13-2017, 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

I'm a broken asian yo.

Took 2 years to pass high school chemistry, and I only got a 3.0 GPA overall because I took 6 gym classes... I can barely do algebra

Lol you broke the stereotype, i barely passed Calculus I and still beating myself because im moron af

krayzie · 03-13-2017, 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Cole

So, this past Christmas, my aunt gave me an Amazon Echo Dot.

Alexa, are you connected to the C*A? DUH!!

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXB5OIprIBo"]Alexa, Are You Connected To The CIA? â— (Compilation) - PART 1 - YouTube[/ame]

jawn · 03-13-2017, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cole

So, this past Christmas, my aunt gave me an Amazon Echo Dot. First of all, you're amazing and everything, Amazon, and I love you to bits. But bring Echo support to Canada. I don't want to keep having to use a hardware store in Kalamazoo as my home address to use you. But wow, are you ever life changing. I honestly didn't think that an electronic personal assistant type technology would be this convenient, but damn was I wrong.

Come home "Alexa, play "insert song/playlist/artist here"
Go to sleep "Alexa, set an alarm for XXXX time"
Have a random piece of trivia being debated "Alexa, in what year did the Prussian Empire fall?"

For what it is, I highly recommend it. Now I really just need Prime Music to come to Canada, and I can cancel Spotify as well, since I've already cancelled netflix.

I ask Alexa to turn my lights on and shit. It's pretty good.

Cole · 03-13-2017, 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by jawn

I ask Alexa to turn my lights on and shit. It's pretty good.

Would like to get some of the home stuff, but I'll wait until the Echo is supported in Canada so that I know everything will play nice together.

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Cole Not a troll Join Date: Apr 2015 Drives: FR-S Location: Canada Posts: 5,104 Thanks: 8,237 Thanked 5,399 Times in 2,694 Posts Mentioned: 266 Post(s) Tagged: 4 Thread(s)	So, this past Christmas, my aunt gave me an Amazon Echo Dot. First of all, you're amazing and everything, Amazon, and I love you to bits. But bring Echo support to Canada. I don't want to keep having to use a hardware store in Kalamazoo as my home address to use you. But wow, are you ever life changing. I honestly didn't think that an electronic personal assistant type technology would be this convenient, but damn was I wrong. Come home "Alexa, play "insert song/playlist/artist here" Go to sleep "Alexa, set an alarm for XXXX time" Have a random piece of trivia being debated "Alexa, in what year did the Prussian Empire fall?" For what it is, I highly recommend it. Now I really just need Prime Music to come to Canada, and I can cancel Spotify as well, since I've already cancelled netflix.

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