Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Cole

Not that many. I enjoy keeping my options open, and until I HAVE to make the choice on what to get, I'll continue to keep my options open. At least I won't be like some of the people here who have gone upside down on a loan to get out of a twin, then have gone upside down again to get back into one.

A pick up (unspecified). A Porsche. A Miata. A Mustang. Now a FJ.

Five

Five different cars

[Cole]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

A pick up (unspecified). A Porsche. A Miata. A Mustang. Now a FJ.

Five

Five different cars

Yep, what a time to be alive where there's so many options for cool, fun cars to choose from, and they're all underpowered.

[Cole]

Fuck. I'd drag my **** through a mile of broken glass while getting my eyes pecked at by bald eagles just to hear a shitty recording of Katherine Heigl queefing through a walkie-talkie

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Cole

Fuck. I'd drag my **** through a mile of broken glass while getting my eyes pecked at by bald eagles just to hear a shitty recording of Katherine Heigl queefing through a walkie-talkie

The one I remember is "I'd drag my balls across ten miles of broken glass just to sniff the tailpipe of the truck that took her skivvies to the laundry."

[Cole]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

The one I remember is "I'd drag my balls across ten miles of broken glass just to sniff the tailpipe of the truck that took her skivvies to the laundry."

That's too extreme for me. I need a bit more direct stimulation than that. Newer generation, immediate gratification, etc, etc

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Cole

That's too extreme for me. I need a bit more direct stimulation than that. Newer generation, immediate gratification, etc, etc

*sigh* internet generation

[soulreapersteve]

So I had nothing else to do tonight. They called and asked if I would be able to help out since the other center was down people.

Its pretty relaxing with no one else around and its just myself in the office. Plus showing up to work while looking like a homeless person helps.

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

So I had nothing else to do tonight. They called and asked if I would be able to help out since the other center was down people.

Its pretty relaxing with no one else around and its just myself in the office. Plus showing up to work while looking like a homeless person helps.

Idk why that makes it so nice. Like, be glad Im here and got here quickly. But know I give zero fucks unless shit is serious haha

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Idk why that makes it so nice. Like, be glad Im here and got here quickly. But know I give zero fucks unless shit is serious haha

Yup, thats exactly how I feel right now.. there was one "oh shit" moment but nothing serious.

I've been watching Gordon Ramsey videos all night..

[humfrz]

How about you ......??

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by humfrz

How about you ......??

3, 5, 7, 8

[Andrew025]

Originally Posted by humfrz

How about you ......??

My sister died an a car accident because of no seat belts.

My cousin got cancer from second hand smoke.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by humfrz

How about you ......??

2 and 6 are the only ones I didn't experience

Also, spankings? I wish that I only got spanked. I got the wooden spoon, the belt, shoes thrown at me and a broom broken over my back once

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by Andrew025

My sister died an a car accident because of no seat belts.

My cousin got cancer from second hand smoke.

I think you mighta fucked up Hum