Sarcasm Cafe!

[jedibow]

So all,

Disclaimer: If you do not have thick skin I would not read, or post in this thread, as all who contribute hearin are not responsible for your mental well being...

Now if you are in the mood to laugh, and have some fun, by all means read on!

I'm in one of my moods tonight, so I figured rather than ruining other peoples topics by over use of my ornery sarcastic responses I would post in here, and if you are like me have at it...

I'll start,

If the 86 is supposed to be a sports car, why do they offer an automatic transmission?

Why did I just have to use spell check for both sarcasm, and ornery, I thought I "pasted" third grade (I was even in the spelling bee)

G

P.S. I can't believe I have to post this, but please use the quote feature so that everybody knows "who" you are directing your sarcasm towards...
Also I can't be the only one rebuking statements... If I continue to far I will run out of IQ

[jedibow]

Some additional zingers

Quote:
Originally Posted by PERRIN_Jeff
Well then we for sure will have you covered! I was hoping that you wouldn't have said, "I need 40 HP from this flash, like on my STI"....

Ohh, so you mean I will get 60whp like I did on my Evo?

Quote:
Originally Posted by White64Goat
You imagined you were Ken Block maybe??

No that was me, and no two people have the same imagination

Quote:
Originally Posted by ImAwesome
Great info in here. arghx7 what do you do?

And I'm pretty sure I've seen you on another forum before

He's obviously a very knowledgable landscaper.


Quote:
Originally Posted by arghx7
Leaded fuel will poison the o2 sensors which means check engine lights. I would be surprised if you noticed anything from 100 AKI unleaded race gas. I threw some 100 octane in my push mower once. It smelled pretty cool but it was still a regular old mower.

Heh, jk...

Quote:
Originally Posted by miniphytou
if 10%=16 WHP and 16 WHP=$2000 that means 10%=16 WHP which makes $2000+10%= Happy customer the same as $2000+$2000= Happy customer...this only holds true is Happy customer= Happy manufacturer.

Counter troll: only true if 16HP = 16WHP

[jedibow]

Maybe I should have named this thread something else so that people would look, and respond...

I was always told sex sells, I must have forgotten, otherwise I would have name this thread "pictures of girls in a FR-s" or something or rather...

[coyote]

Originally Posted by jedibow

If the 86 is supposed to be a sports car, why do they offer an automatic transmission?

Because it is being sold in the USA.

Originally Posted by jedibow

Why did I just have to use spell check for both sarcasm, and ornery

Because you live in the USA.


You did say this is the sarcasm thread.

[jedibow]

Originally Posted by coyote

Because it is being sold in the USA.



Because you live in the USA.


You did say this is the sarcasm thread.

Nice, now that is what I'm talking about!!!!

Attacking our education system is below the belt, Ob*m* is working so hard on fixing it...

[coyote]

Originally Posted by jedibow

Attacking our education system is below the belt, Obama is working so hard on fixing it...

He should start with something easier, like ridding Africa of hunger, bringing peace to the Middle East or stopping Catholic Priests from admiring little boys.

[Jedi1]

That's all good, but what happens when I start whipping manual transmissioned cars with our auto? : )

[jedibow]

Originally Posted by coyote

He should start with something easier, like ridding Africa of hunger, bringing peace to the Middle East or stopping Catholic Priests from admiring little boys.

Actually, I believe he should have started by working on you aussies allowing us to become citizens, I'm so Jealous. Then you would have to deal with us automatic driving, poor spelling miscreants...

[jedibow]

Originally Posted by Jedi1

That's all good, but what happens when I start whipping manual transmissioned cars with our auto? : )

The sky is falling....

The sky is falling...

THE WORLD ENDS

<GAME OVER>

[Jedi1]

Get ready for the end of the world.

[jedibow]

Originally Posted by Jedi1

Get ready for the end of the world.

Oh, I'm waiting, believe me... I'm fairly patient, so you AT guys, take all the time you need...

[Symbiont]

Originally Posted by jedibow

Nice, now that is what I'm talking about!!!!

Attacking our education system is below the belt, Obama is working so hard on fixing it...

Now you've just proven this is a sarcasm thread.

[Jedi1]

The Manual is quicker to 60mph. No getting away from that. But the auto in an autocross or track environment is going to be a serious weapon.

[jedibow]

Originally Posted by Symbiont

Now you've just proven this is a sarcasm thread.

That's kind of the point