Who was the first person to...

[shiumai]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Somewhere. Someplace. At least two people agreed upon meaning of the first spoken word.

Paleoanthropologists studying the evolution of spoken words have agreed that the first speech word evolved from grunts, mumbles and single 'words'.

Reproduction and food were the obvious first subjects communicated about; and studies have determined that based on the physical traits of early man/woman's, the most common sounds were 'fffff' and 'mmmm'.

An argument between a male and female about whether to copulate (ffff) or eat (mmmm) would have gone like this:

male: "ffffff"
female (shaking her head and pointing to her empty stomach): "mmm"
male (pointing at his thing): "fffff!"
female (still shaking her head): "mmmm!"
male (getting more agitated): "FFFF!"
female (not backing off): "MMMM!"
male (in her face and spitting): "FFFFFFTTTTT!!!"
female (gritting her teeth): "MMMNNNTTT"
male (hopping up and down and yelling): "FFFFIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!"
femaile (pushing him away and drumming on her hungry tummy): "MMMMMNNTTT!"

Over time, the argument over whether to copulate or eat first, was combined into one expression (FFFFFIIITTTMMMMNNT) and evolved into the first spoken word, 'fitment'. The sequence of eating first, then copulating afterwards became the word 'date'. The original, prehistoric meaning of the 'fitment', the first spoken word, was lost until only recently, and now is commonly used to describe a fixed item or piece of furniture.

[Captain Snooze]

Originally Posted by Leonardo

I am vegetarian... But, Humans eat EVERYTHING! When I was in China; I wondered who was the first person to start eating all of these things...

http://www.ediblebugshop.com.au/

[new2subaru]

Originally Posted by shiumai

Paleoanthropologists studying the evolution of spoken words have agreed that the first speech word evolved from grunts, mumbles and single 'words'.

My wife keeps telling me I need to improve on that...

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by shiumai

Paleoanthropologists studying the evolution of spoken words have agreed that the first speech word evolved from grunts, mumbles and single 'words'.

Reproduction and food were the obvious first subjects communicated about; and studies have determined that based on the physical traits of early man/woman's, the most common sounds were 'fffff' and 'mmmm'.

An argument between a male and female about whether to copulate (ffff) or eat (mmmm) would have gone like this:

male: "ffffff"
female (shaking her head and pointing to her empty stomach): "mmm"
male (pointing at his thing): "fffff!"
female (still shaking her head): "mmmm!"
male (getting more agitated): "FFFF!"
female (not backing off): "MMMM!"
male (in her face and spitting): "FFFFFFTTTTT!!!"
female (gritting her teeth): "MMMNNNTTT"
male (hopping up and down and yelling): "FFFFIIIITTTTTTT!!!!!!"
femaile (pushing him away and drumming on her hungry tummy): "MMMMMNNTTT!"

Over time, the argument over whether to copulate or eat first, was combined into one expression (FFFFFIIITTTMMMMNNT) and evolved into the first spoken word, 'fitment'. The sequence of eating first, then copulating afterwards became the word 'date'. The original, prehistoric meaning of the 'fitment', the first spoken word, was lost until only recently, and now is commonly used to describe a fixed item or piece of furniture.

This weeks winner of the internet! ^^^^^^^^^^^

[PSi]

who was the first person to go against god's planned design of the human body and decide it would be best to cut the skin off someone's d!ck?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by PSi

who was the first person to go against god's planned design of the human body and decide it would be best to cut the skin off someone's d!ck?

Not sure about who designed it but still a good question!


"Hmmmm I'm not using this extra skin, think I will just get it chopped off. Hey Oog grab that sharp rock and come here a second would you?"

[JD001]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Not sure about who designed it but still a good question!


"Hmmmm I'm not using this extra skin, think I will just get it chopped off. Hey Oog grab that sharp rock and come here a second would you?"

Eskimo God designed it to keep the head warm..

[JD001]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Not sure about who designed it but still a good question!


"Hmmmm I'm not using this extra skin, think I will just get it chopped off. Hey Oog grab that sharp rock and come here a second would you?"

More like hey Elijah

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by PSi

who was the first person to go against god's planned design of the human body and decide it would be best to cut the skin off someone's d!ck?

questions like this are why I started this thread

[Scrappydoo]

You've been stung by a jellyfish..? Hold still.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Scrappydoo

You've been stung by a jellyfish..? Hold still.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Scrappydoo

You've been stung by a jellyfish..? Hold still.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

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Oh! Duh.

Originally Posted by Scrappydoo

You've been stung by a jellyfish..? Hold still.