Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Just a short, innocent one .......

Once upon a time, back in the 60s, my buddy and I were on company TDY to Cabo San Lucas, down Mexico way.

It was mid week and we were waiting for our clients to arrive that weekend and we were bored, so we walked into town and bought a couple of nice long, real leather whips. After getting pretty much drunked up, we decided to practice our whipping moves on this large potted plant in a large area off the lobby.

After we made the poor plant suffer for quite a while, the hotel manager came out and made us put our whips away. Yep, he charged us for the plant ..... sure did.....

See, that wasn't too bad, now was it .......


humfrz

Only cuz you stopped before telling us what the whips were reallly for

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Only cuz you stopped before telling us what the whips were reallly for

What cha getten at, there finch1750 .....??




humfrz

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by humfrz

What cha getten at, there finch1750 .....??




humfrz

Wait...you're a female pretending to be male on the forum too???

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Wait...you're a female pretending to be male on the forum too???

Oh, not really, but I have been known to dress up in mrs humfrz's clothes when she is gone ......... then I go get my whip and pretend ......


humfrz

[FX86]

went to the body shop to get my rear view mirror remounted to the windshield

when i got the car back it was all dirty on the carpets and the panels...i didn't care too much because i still need to vacuum it later but later today i realized they stole my air freshener..one of those liquid packets that sits inside clip-in base that snaps into the car air vents..i still have the base but not the fragrance packet....petty mofos...who steals an air freshner...come on now

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by FX86

went to the body shop to get my rear view mirror remounted to the windshield

when i got the car back it was all dirty on the carpets and the panels...i didn't care too much because i still need to vacuum it later but later today i realized they stole my air freshener..one of those liquid packets that sits inside clip-in base that snaps into the car air vents..i still have the base but not the fragrance packet....petty mofos...who steals an air freshner...come on now

They probably broke it off and couldn't put it back

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

They probably broke it off and couldn't put it back

Originally Posted by FX86

went to the body shop to get my rear view mirror remounted to the windshield

when i got the car back it was all dirty on the carpets and the panels...i didn't care too much because i still need to vacuum it later but later today i realized they stole my air freshener..one of those liquid packets that sits inside clip-in base that snaps into the car air vents..i still have the base but not the fragrance packet....petty mofos...who steals an air freshner...come on now

Yeah be careful not to vacuum it up...

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[FX86]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

They probably broke it off and couldn't put it back

i can still put the base back on..the base is intact..they must have opened it and removed the packet and then snapped it back onto the air vent

[FX86]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Yeah be careful not to vacuum it up...

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i felt around with my hand behind and underneath the seats and found nothing..it's a pretty big size too so it's hard to miss by touch

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by FX86

went to the body shop to get my rear view mirror remounted to the windshield

when i got the car back it was all dirty on the carpets and the panels...i didn't care too much because i still need to vacuum it later but later today i realized they stole my air freshener..one of those liquid packets that sits inside clip-in base that snaps into the car air vents..i still have the base but not the fragrance packet....petty mofos...who steals an air freshner...come on now

Shit like this is why I dont trust people with my car

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Shit like this is why I font trust people with my car

I always do my own work if I can. If it's over my head I have a friend who races who will help me out.

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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Shit like this is why I font trust people with my car

Comic sans?

[FX86]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Shit like this is why I font trust people with my car

i know it says they are not accountable for your belongings so i removed everything valuable like my dash cam and radar detector...never would have thought they would stoop so low to take an air freshener...that damn mirror better stick this time at least

i looked at their reviews on google and yelp and other mentioned the same thing happening with the car looking like shit after being returned back to the customer and mine only sat there for 30 minutes this morning...it came back cleaner after being there for a month due to hail damage

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Comic sans?

Nope. Can never trust those mother f*$#ers