Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

I won't buy a gun again until I can get a smart gun.

Considering how my dad tested safes on me to see which one is childproof and how awful biometric ones were, I would say no to smart guns. This is coming from a pretty liberal kid in California.

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

Also, in reality, guns are pretty useless.

Hunting. "Aww be a man and hunt with a spear. Or even better, your bare hands." Hunt for food and not sport. It's better for the animal and yourself. But the self defense world is gonna end scene is overly exaggerated so I have to agree to your point in a way.

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

She doesn't like plastic flower... only the real flower.

#FeelMyPain

But she doesn't like smelly flowers.

Originally Posted by krayzie

These were probably before your time...

yeeeeeesssssssssssssss

And I finally figured out how to multi quote

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Cole

I love nothing more than working a 12 hour day, to come back to the hotel to find that the power is out in the area.

Id love dinner right about now, but it's kinda hard when nothing is open.

Improvise, soldier, improvise.

A couple bottles of wine, an assortment of cheese, some crackers and a lovely woman, alone in a cabin with a roaring fireplace.

Just get the rations and find her cabin ......


humfrz

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

But she doesn't like smelly flowers.


yeeeeeesssssssssssssss

And I finally figured out how to multi quote

No, I said she's sensitive to smell.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Cole

And I'm supposed to make what with my lack of electricity?

sandwiches

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Fresh fruit.. vegtables.. you could just eat cereal out of the box... pop tarts..

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Sounds like my granddaughters breakfast ......


humfrz

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

No, I said she's sensitive to smell.

Then bring the good smelling flowers.

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

Plastic flowers require no maintenance and will last until the sun absorbs the earth.

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[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

Then bring the good smelling flowers.

Yes, but not too strong ones though

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Phijkchu

Considering how my dad tested safes on me to see which one is childproof and how awful biometric ones were, I would say no to smart guns. This is coming from a pretty liberal kid in California.

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Dude, this statement takes on a whole new meaning when read with the word "safe" in the slang context!

[Zaku]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Sounds like you were due for a ...... break.

I hope you have a job when you get back off vacation.....

I have found that popping off to managers is not a good strategy for getting ahead......


humfrz

Haha yah I should be ok, everyone was pretty surprise I would even speak up. I'm usually the easy going, happy guy. And they do seem to understand that they've been putting a lot of crap lately. Anywho if I don't then oh well! I guess I can move on to other ventures.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Don't... don't care?

It's a problem of motivation. If I work my ass off, I don't see another dime.
Where's the motivation? And another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.

[krayzie]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

It's a problem of motivation. If I work my ass off, I don't see another dime.
Where's the motivation? And another thing, I have eight different bosses right now.

[Phijkchu]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

Yes, but not too strong ones though

W̶e̶ You will embark on this quest to find your mom the perfect flower.
Not just any flower.
The perfect one.
The one that will be cherished forever (or until it dies).
There will be many flowers like it. But that one [batch] will be the one.
It will have all the latest and greatest features.
The best photosynthesis.
The greatest color.
The good (not strong) smell.
No thorns (fuck thorns).
Your mom deserves the best. And w̶e̶ you will not rest until you find it.







¯\_(ツ)_/¯