Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Leonardo]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

So I am a lazy driver as evidenced by me choosing the auto over the manual.

Would this be an adequate alternative to making the blow off pigeon flutter noise?

https://www.amazon.com/iSaddle-Exhau...008V5UAJC?th=1

Thanks for the link! Those look super quality. I mean the metal work is fantastic! I believe they add 50hp each, which should transform your car into full Fast and furious mode! No need to pretend!

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Leonardo

Thanks for the link! Those look super quality. I mean the metal work is fantastic! I believe they add 50hp each, which should transform your car into full Fast and furious mode! No need to pretend!

Sweet!

One more question if you don't mind, since you have been extremely helpful.

What can I do to the car to attract all the ladies? All I get are guys.. Would be cool if I were into them but unfortunately, I am not.

[Leonardo]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Sweet!

One more question if you don't mind, since you have been extremely helpful.

What can I do to the car to attract all the ladies? All I get are guys.. Would be cool if I were into them but unfortunately, I am not.

Good question, one I get asked alot actually.

Ladies hate heavy cars. One of the easiest ways to fix this, take out the passenger seat. Bonus points for all the interior. Lets move on to another way to make your car more appealing to ladies.

Ladies love car exhausts, raspy track non-compliant 105db rated fire spewing highway droning cans are a sure fire way to impress the ladies.

Ladies hate un-safe vehicles. Adding a 90 point roll cage will ensure she is a contortionist to get in. Even if she's not an actual contortionist, she will appreciate this mod. Also, welding the doors shut, dukes of hazard style, will guarantee they won't open during a crash.

And last but certainly not least. Bumper stickers. Wow, like a phone call to her heart, direct connection instantly!

Suggestions:
Honk if you like boobs!
My son beat up your honor student.
Ass, grass, or gas! No one rides free!

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Leonardo

Good question, one I get asked alot actually.

Ladies hate heavy cars. One of the easiest ways to fix this, take out the passenger seat. Bonus points for all the interior. Lets move on to another way to make your car more appealing to ladies.

Ladies love car exhausts, raspy track non-compliant 105db rated fire spewing highway droning cans are a sure fire way to impress the ladies.

Ladies hate un-safe vehicles. Adding a 90 point roll cage will ensure she is a contortionist to get in. Even if she's not an actual contortionist, she will appreciate this mod. Also, welding the doors shut, dukes of hazard style, will guarantee they won't open during a crash.

And last but certainly not least. Bumper stickers. Wow, like a phone call to her heart, direct connection instantly!

Suggestions:
Honk if you like boobs!
My son beat up your honor student.
Ass, grass, or gas! No one rides free!

Thanks for all the advice! I will be sure to do everything you told me to do thus far!

[Teseo]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Sweet!

One more question if you don't mind, since you have been extremely helpful.

What can I do to the car to attract all the ladies? All I get are guys.. Would be cool if I were into them but unfortunately, I am not.

Swap badges with bmw or mercedez

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Thanks for all the advice! I will be sure to do everything you told me to do thus far!

Listen!....


...you can hear the sound of panties dropping already.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Sweet!

One more question if you don't mind, since you have been extremely helpful.

What can I do to the car to attract all the ladies? All I get are guys.. Would be cool if I were into them but unfortunately, I am not.

I always found the ladies flock to the Lava colour in droves and I have to beat them away with a stick. Not sure what sort of ugly, dumb, social outcast it would take for them to not be attract.... Oh wait. Ya girls don't like these cars there is nothing you can do.

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Teseo

Swap badges with bmw or mercedez

But that will attract the gold diggers.

When they find out I have no gold to dig from, they will leave...

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Listen!....


...you can hear the sound of panties dropping already.

*fa20 crickets*

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I always found the ladies flock to the Lava colour in droves and I have to beat them away with a stick. Not sure what sort of ugly, dumb, social outcast it would take for them to not be attract.... Oh wait. Ya girls don't like these cars there is nothing you can do.

[Teseo]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

But that will attract the gold diggers.

When they find out I have no gold to dig from, they will leave...



*fa20 crickets*

Every women is a gold digger. If you find one that disagree, then she did not discovered her hidden powers

[Cole]

18 year old me. What a stud.




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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Cole

18 year old me. What a stud.




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I wasn't smoking for this 18 year old me army pic. It would have been bad.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I wasn't smoking for this 18 year old me army pic. It would have been bad.

It's just diesel. What could go wrong?

[Cole]

Speaking of, I have my release dated for 20 Nov, so I get to have one last hurrah with the boys for Remembrance Day.

My only regrets are:
1) I never got qualified HLVW
2) I never got a jump course

[cjd]

Originally Posted by jawn

What would you go with outside of this list?



I have considered this possibility. There are also some performance issues with some sub-optimized apps (namely, anything that uses the camera), so I could go either way on it.

On that list, the HTC - word is they did OK with it.

I would go Apple before Samsung, and I have no desire to sell everything I own to buy into a system that doesn't work right... but the hardware is nice, and the overall experience is good if you get along with it. But Apple probably won't happen unless everything else dies. I'd even take a Windows phone over an Apple, if that were an option. That's me though.

I currently have a Sony. Only manufacturer that I've never had issues with. My tablet is going strong, and the phone is great.

I'd also consider the new Pixel phones.

Motorola makes good devices, but unless they've left behind the funky screens, they give me headaches.

I personally own: HTC, Samsung, Sony, LG, Archos, Apple. I've spent a lot of time with devices from most manufacturers over the past few years.

HTC issues have mostly been battery related - the M7 bulge popped the screen out, the others had replaceable batteries. Not all the updates I'd like, and some bloatware frustrations. The Samsung is just unstable, and I can't ditch the crapware. I don't like the games they play with the newer devices either (the browser isn't what you think it is, for example...) LG has stopped letting me do certain things (like removing an email account which enforces a lockscreen policy... even though the account itself is dead) but is otherwise OK. No updates though. The Archos is just a curiosity, but never really failed. It was cheaply made. Still works though.

The Sony stuff is all getting updates, and continues to run cleanly and without issue. Also one of the first doing waterproof, but that's now more common (see Apple...)

Apple just frustrates me because of stupid shit. Like insisting on always showing capital letters on the keyboard for so long. Insisting you use their crap software to do anything (iTunes destroys my music collection...) and insisting you do everything through their software of choice... good luck just finding that picture you want without having to view every single image in the gallery. We've had some battery issues and some issues with screens popping loose. Updates mostly clean, great battery if you don't do all the apps that destroy battery life...

meh. I might have an opinion