Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by FX86

I went underneath my desk pretending I dropped something and had to drink it....ugh pick it up

Wait, you went to the restroom under your desk and had to drink it/pick it up?

Filthy man

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

You scared the kids again @Tcoat

I work night shift

Originally Posted by FX86

We have a front desk receptionist position open if you are interested...

If it pays more than my current position, then hell yes. This is how I answer phones though so dunno if you want to hire me still.


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[FX86]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

Wait, you went to the restroom under your desk and had to drink it/pick it up?

Filthy man

well i am intoxicated..

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

....

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

Wish I could do that and not hurt my neck.

btw, what keywords did you use to look that up? lol

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

So you answered the first part... Any positions open? Hell, I wouldn't mind going back down the ladder. I want to drink on the job :p




Well.. this was also the scenario of a certain video I've seen before... and he was left with a VERY big tip.


Shit, think its time for me to go to bed.. things are getting weird again.

Originally Posted by Boomerang

You scared the kids again @Tcoat

Things are getting weird now? They weren't before?

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by FX86

well i am intoxicated..

On second thoughts, we may have a promotion for you..

[FX86]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

On second thoughts, we may have a promotion for you..

i remember when you asked during the interview where do you see yourself in 5 years and Well, I see myself in your seat doing your job...success!

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by FX86

i remember when you asked during the interview where do you see yourself in 5 years and Well, I see myself in your seat doing your job...success!

remember I gave you the job only because of your hot sister who drops your lunch off everyday
I'm still your boss smartarse

[FX86]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

remember I gave you the job only because of your hot sister who drops your lunch off everyday
I'm still your boss smartarse

i aint gonna lie ...your daughter is smoking hot..i wouldn't have stayed at this job for this long if it wasn't for her

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by FX86

i aint gonna lie ...your daughter is smoking hot..i wouldn't have stayed at this job for this long if it wasn't for her

shame she doesn't like drinkers isn't it

you are drunk aren't you?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

remember I gave you the job only because of your hot sister who drops your lunch off everyday
I'm still your boss smartarse

Originally Posted by FX86

i aint gonna lie ...your daughter is smoking hot..i wouldn't have stayed at this job for this long if it wasn't for her

CEO here. You can both pack up I have found your replacements.

[FX86]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

shame she doesn't like drinkers isn't it

you are drunk aren't you?

i take a shot everytime you reply...beyond drunk now

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by FX86

i take a shot everytime you reply...beyond drunk now

mate, the CEO is on to us.
Can you block his access?

[FX86]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

mate, the CEO is on to us.
Can you block his access?

hell i can disable his account or even better reset his password and then send d!ck pics on his behalf from his email to the entire company

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

mate, the CEO is on to us.
Can you block his access?

Too late. The Board of Directors has replaced me