Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by finch1750

Made in USA with big defense budget contract quality right there.

Well now, finch1750, if you were made in 1942 and wrapped up and put in storage for 25 years, in a cool damp place and all of a sudden drug out of storage and told to "perform" ...... how fast could "get it up" and to "go off".................




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[finch1750]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well now, finch1750, if you were made in 1942 and wrapped up and put in storage for 25 years, in a cool damp place and all of a sudden drug out of storage and told to "perform" ...... how fast could "get it up" and to "go off".................




humfrz

I'll get back to you in 30-40 years lol

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

I've sometimes considered running from cops fat cops just to make them feel bad about being too fat to do their jobs

Oh, my .......... how many feet/second can you run ........


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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by finch1750

I'll get back to you in 30-40 years lol

[MrFisty]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

But anecdotally, women can't throw for shit.

My girlfriend threw the hammer. Anecdotally, she'd probably whip you and me and then give us a good toss.

[HunterGreene]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

I've sometimes considered running from cops fat cops just to make them feel bad about being too fat to do their jobs

The police in the town I am in announced that they are moving entirely to SUVs/pickup trucks for police vehicles. To their credit, I haven't seen alot of heavyset cops in my city, so I doubt that's the reason. However, I admit that I've wondered if I could actually get away from the cops after a few sharp turns...

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, my .......... how many feet/second can you run ........


humfrz

I've never checked. I'm not a very strong runner but I'm confident I can outpace someone who weighs nearly double what I do

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

My girlfriend threw the hammer. Anecdotally, she'd probably whip you and me and then give us a good toss.

Speaking of which, why don't we use stick grenades? They seem so much better to throw. Is it because they don't go around corners/through windows as well? Or are they simply too inconvenient to carry?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

I've never checked. I'm not a very strong runner but I'm confident I can outpace someone who weighs nearly double what I do

You missed Hum's reference with the FPS! Doesn't matter if you can out run the cop.

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

You missed Hum's reference with the FPS! Doesn't matter if you can out run the cop.

I wondered why you would measure in fps... they shouldn't be shooting anyways cuz if you're running away you aren't a threat.

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by MrFisty

My girlfriend threw the hammer. Anecdotally, she'd probably whip you and me and then give us a good toss.

What kind of toss? Some people here may be in to that kinda thing

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

I'm might happy I never joined the military. I'm sure there's lots of good, but also a lot of fuckups with weaponry.

There are fuckups everywhere in all branches, not just with weapons. People die all the time but it doesn't make the news because it's not sensational.

Originally Posted by Tcoat

As well you should be! Coming to Detroit and not telling me and all.

Originally Posted by HunterGreene

Oh, now it comes out!

lol

Originally Posted by Andrew025

Did you guys hear about that gorilla?

What gorilla? More recent than Harambe?

[jawn]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

You missed Hum's reference with the FPS! Doesn't matter if you can out run the cop.

Never run from a fat cop.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

I've never checked. I'm not a very strong runner but I'm confident I can outpace someone who weighs nearly double what I do

I think you missed my point ....... I was referring to a bullet coming out of his/her firearm .......




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