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humfrz · 07-30-2016, 10:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Teseo

Or wife can give you a hand (wink, wink)

Kind of like the old Army story. This soldier from Georgia, during bayonet training (fixed in rifles), ask the drill sergeant "what do you do if you bayonet the enemy and the bayonet sticks in his breastbone"?

The drill sergeant replied "just squeeze off a round and blow him off your bayonet".

The good ol boy from Georgia replied "serg, if I still have a round left in ma rifle ....... there ain't gonna be no bayonet fighten".

So, if wife was awake .......

humfrz

FX86 · 08-01-2016, 11:30 AM

how much alcohol was involved and were you hanging out with squady earlier?

Tcoat · 08-01-2016, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

Have a cup of hot cocoa and then masterbate ..........

humfrz

Is the order of operation important or can you mix it up a bit?

FX86 · 08-01-2016, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Is the order of operation important or can you mix it up a bit?

i don't think it matters as long as you don't spill the hot cocoa when mr. happy is out in the open

cdrazic93 · 08-01-2016, 05:00 PM

welcome to Monday folks, whats on the topic of discus....nevermind.

Tcoat · 08-01-2016, 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by cdrazic93

welcome to Monday folks, whats on the topic of discus....nevermind.

As a topic it is pretty hard to beat.

ScoobsMcGee · 08-01-2016, 10:20 PM

Is the topic hard to beat, or is it a hard topic about beating?

cjd · 08-01-2016, 11:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

Is the order of operation important or can you mix it up a bit?

Hot cocoa first, helps you warm up your hands (by holding the cup... but YMMV, I'm sure there are other options if that's your thing.)

krayzie · 08-01-2016, 11:47 PM

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themadscientist · 08-02-2016, 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

As a topic it is pretty hard to beat.

Don't jerk us around.

FNCrazy · 08-05-2016, 12:22 AM

Don't get excited about an idea/topic right before you go to bed...

I'm going to be up all night now trying to figure out how to make it all work!

Sigh...I'll dig out some V-Rod pictures maybe while I'm waiting for my epiphany.

justatroll · 08-05-2016, 12:51 AM

Ok, next time instead of ebay when you are in the mood for random shit, check out

http://www.banggood.com/

No it's not porn, but I bought things like $13 USB borescopes, tools, 10W Cool White LEDs for $0.50. USB desktop microscopes for $30 etc.
My shopping cart currently has a $65 1 channel pocket oscilloscope and I'm thinking of getting a microquadcopter with FPV for $70

They have basically anything fun for less than Amazon or ebay.

FNCrazy · 08-05-2016, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by justatroll

Ok, next time instead of ebay when you are in the mood for random shit, check out

http://www.banggood.com/

No it's not porn, but I bought things like $13 USB borescopes, tools, 10W Cool White LEDs for $0.50. USB desktop microscopes for $30 etc.
My shopping cart currently has a $65 1 channel pocket oscilloscope and I'm thinking of getting a microquadcopter with FPV for $70

They have basically anything fun for less than Amazon or ebay.

Oh no! I cannot look! I'm sure I will within 5 minutes though...DAMN!

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cdrazic93 Junior Join Date: Aug 2013 Drives: a car Location: Probably at school Posts: 4,341 Thanks: 3,184 Thanked 2,512 Times in 1,502 Posts Mentioned: 20 Post(s)	welcome to Monday folks, whats on the topic of discus....nevermind. __________________ "Ah! What music! They could have never imagined, those pioneers who invented the automobile, that it would posses us like this, our imaginations, our dreams. Men love women, but even more than that, men love CARS!"-Lord Hesketh

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justatroll Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2015 Drives: Full race 4cyl boxer Location: CO, USA Posts: 587 Thanks: 310 Thanked 510 Times in 269 Posts Mentioned: 20 Post(s)	Ok, next time instead of ebay when you are in the mood for random shit, check out http://www.banggood.com/ No it's not porn, but I bought things like $13 USB borescopes, tools, 10W Cool White LEDs for $0.50. USB desktop microscopes for $30 etc. My shopping cart currently has a $65 1 channel pocket oscilloscope and I'm thinking of getting a microquadcopter with FPV for $70 They have basically anything fun for less than Amazon or ebay. __________________ Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a Pig in the mud. You are never going to win and after a couple of hours you realize that he likes it.

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