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Old 07-29-2016, 01:53 PM   #14813
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Because you're doing it wrong. If it was a funch you'd be on time every day. Probably even early
Maybe if anyone here was worth a funch... They're all way older than me, married, with kids. The ones closer to my age are either unattractive, or married, typically both. There is one really cute woman, but she's married.
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Old 07-29-2016, 02:16 PM   #14814
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Maybe if anyone here was worth a funch... They're all way older than me, married, with kids. The ones closer to my age are either unattractive, or married, typically both. There is one really cute woman, but she's married.
What about the aforementioned kids? Some of them could be legal. Or someone from outside of you're workplace
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Old 07-29-2016, 02:24 PM   #14815
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Because you're doing it wrong. If it was a funch you'd be on time every day. Probably even early
There's a second joke in this post somewhere, I just know it.
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Old 07-29-2016, 02:38 PM   #14816
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Because you're doing it wrong. If it was a funch you'd be on time every day. Probably even early
Just not too early or that can be embarassing

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There's a second joke in this post somewhere, I just know it.
Theres probably a third even
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Old 07-29-2016, 02:40 PM   #14817
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Just not too early or that can be embarassing



Theres probably a third even
Well I originally read it as "if it was Finch..." so certainly a third.
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Old 07-29-2016, 02:46 PM   #14818
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There's a second joke in this post somewhere, I just know it.
just don't "do it" on a full stomach
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Old 07-29-2016, 04:07 PM   #14819
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I figured out why Jamie Lee Curtis is so happy in those yogurt commercials.
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Old 07-29-2016, 07:23 PM   #14820
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I figured out why Jamie Lee Curtis is so happy in those yogurt commercials.
Lactose intolerance? Fart jokes are funny.
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Old 07-29-2016, 07:36 PM   #14821
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Old 07-29-2016, 07:43 PM   #14822
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Passed the permit test Now I need to do behind the wheel training and then drive around with my parents for 6 months
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Old 07-29-2016, 08:04 PM   #14823
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Passed the permit test Now I need to do behind the wheel training and then drive around with my parents for 6 months
bring em to a meet lol
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Old 07-29-2016, 08:29 PM   #14824
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Passed the permit test Now I need to do behind the wheel training and then drive around with my parents for 6 months
Times have changed! I drove around the block and gave them 28 bucks...done.

Sometimes being older is gud!

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Old 07-29-2016, 08:39 PM   #14825
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Passed the permit test Now I need to do behind the wheel training and then drive around with my parents for 6 months
What the... how old are you??
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Old 07-29-2016, 08:49 PM   #14826
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What the... how old are you??
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