A dodge caravan just smoked me - Page 3 - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

Norinradd · 07-03-2016, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jaden

I have both a 2015 caravan and a 2013 frs and there's no way in HELL that the caravan beats a twin...lol

Jaden

Just in case anyone is doubting what I just claimed...

Bahah. i know ned flanders lied about reading 0-60 times. But i didnt doubt you owned one. They are quick for a minivan no?

Norinradd · 07-03-2016, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Packofcrows

Our cars are designed to be 1980's sport cars. Not Corvette or STI's.

Get a Mustang lol

Said right at the start i dont care to drag. Nor am i an idiot who buys a car without research. I know the twin isnt winning awards for 0-60 times.

ITS JUST FUNNY. Everyone had to make it personal.

Lantana frs · 07-03-2016, 10:03 PM

I used to surprise people with my 95 astrovan. Those vortecs were healthy.

KR-S · 07-03-2016, 10:14 PM

Hey guys!

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Thanks for the embarassment subaru

Ps. Didnt buy car to be a drag racer. But i needed in that lane.

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

It was off the line smart ass

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Stop defending your slow as shit car.

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Hate to break it to you but an entry level 150hp "sports car" isnt a "real car" it is essentially a cheap TOY

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Said right at the start i dont care to drag. Nor am i an idiot who buys a car without research. I know the twin isnt winning awards for 0-60 times.

ITS JUST FUNNY. Everyone had to make it personal.

See ya guys!

Mr.Impreza · 07-03-2016, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Thanks for the embarassment subaru

No.

You just embarrassed yourself making this thread.

MuseChaser · 07-03-2016, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by krayzie

I almost got smoked by a Nissan Leaf cuz I didn't dump the clutch. Now those are fast!

Only for the first 84 miles....

Spacemane969 · 07-03-2016, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

You do not have a fucking clue in life do you? Go play with your toys and leave real cars for the big boys.

I don't like this darker side of Tcoat. Back to the rediculously friendly Canadian version please.

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Norinradd · 07-04-2016, 12:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Impreza

No.

You just embarrassed yourself making this thread.

Fyi. We have the same car. Also I drive a semi truck for a living, so doubting my driving skills is comical. Love to see any of you drive a rig through the bc / alberta mountains. 86 is a go kart.

strat61caster · 07-04-2016, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Fyi. We have the same car. Also I drive a semi truck for a living, so doubting my driving skills is comical. Love to see any of you drive a rig through the bc / alberta mountains. 86 is a go kart.

If you think the 86 is a go kart, you've never driven a go kart, love to see you try to put a fast time down in one though.

Keep doubling down, you'll be sure to make some friends around here eventually.

Tcoat · 07-04-2016, 12:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Hate to break it to you but an entry level 150hp "sports car" isnt a "real car" it is essentially a cheap TOY

I am not some fanboy that is under any delusio of what the car has. What I am however is a driver that knows how to make the car do what it can.

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Bahah. i know ned flanders lied about reading 0-60 times. But i didnt doubt you owned one. They are quick for a minivan no?

You calling me a liar? I just posted the mini van times a couple of days ago. The fact that you are too lazy or incompetent to look them up fits right in with the rest of the shit you spew.

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Fyi. We have the same car. Also I drive a semi truck for a living, so doubting my driving skills is comical. Love to see any of you drive a rig through the bc / alberta mountains. 86 is a go kart.

No you arn't. Your post history shows you don't know squat about vehicles or driving.

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Stop defending your slow as shit car.

Again I know how to drive. You become a more ovious troll every word you write.

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

And id love to see you navigate your way through the rubicon trail in a lifted jeep. Youd piss your pants, shake uncontrollably and roll within 5 minutes. Extreme rock crawling takes as much finess and talent as tight drifts

I have driven 5 ton trucks fully loaded with helicopter fuel through mountain roads where even with the mirror pulled in the wheels hung over a 1,000 foot drop and soft skinned trucks through the open desert while people took pot shots at me with small arms and RPGs. Your pansy ass rock climbing would not make me even break a sweat. I don't believe for one second that you have owned or built such a vehicle much less driven one so your point is moot anyway.

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Originally Posted by Spacemane969

I don't like this darker side of Tcoat. Back to the rediculously friendly Canadian version please.

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I grow weary of the level of shear stupidity of some people and even though I know that I should be the better man and let it slide this guy is their poster child and has been since his first post. No doubt the Mods will eventual see him for the troll he really is but until that time I will not sit back and listen to the bullshit he spews without response.

Strife · 07-04-2016, 12:54 AM

I agree with Tcoat, the sheer amount of stupidity and negativity I'm seeing in these comments is disappointing. I'm quite new to this forum but I'd expect most of you to be more mature.

nico_rsx · 07-04-2016, 12:58 AM

So if I read this correctly, the OP definition of "getting smoke by a caravan", is that in a 0-50 KM/H sprint (because 50kmh zone), that he didn't get the 1 car length advance needed to change lane in front of the mini-van ?!?
Do you have any idea how much more powerful you need to be to get a complete car length advantage in such a short time.
I'd say approximatly twice as powerful...
One car length is a lot in a 1/4 miles, imagine if your not even going up to 60mph.
A lot of people don't not how to launch (either manual or automatic).

Tcoat · 07-04-2016, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Strife

I agree with Tcoat, the sheer amount of stupidity and negativity I'm seeing in these comments is disappointing. I'm quite new to this forum but I'd expect most of you to be more mature.

OH we can be pretty silly sometimes but this dude is pure troll. If you want to see how bad he is just go back and read through his other threads. Although I think he has probably edited his most foolish comments out by now.
98% of this forum is wonderful but the stupid 2% are really really bad.

FingerDiddle · 07-04-2016, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Norinradd

Said right at the start i dont care to drag. Nor am i an idiot who buys a car without research. I know the twin isnt winning awards for 0-60 times.

ITS JUST FUNNY. Everyone had to make it personal.

You can't drive for shit and you bought an enthusiast car, that is what's funny.

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Lantana frs Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2016 Drives: 13 frs red Location: Lantana fl Posts: 448 Thanks: 51 Thanked 198 Times in 115 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	I used to surprise people with my 95 astrovan. Those vortecs were healthy.

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nico_rsx Senior Member Join Date: May 2016 Drives: BRZ 2017 Pure Red, MT Location: Quebec, Canada Posts: 309 Thanks: 122 Thanked 121 Times in 83 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	So if I read this correctly, the OP definition of "getting smoke by a caravan", is that in a 0-50 KM/H sprint (because 50kmh zone), that he didn't get the 1 car length advance needed to change lane in front of the mini-van ?!? Do you have any idea how much more powerful you need to be to get a complete car length advantage in such a short time. I'd say approximatly twice as powerful... One car length is a lot in a 1/4 miles, imagine if your not even going up to 60mph. A lot of people don't not how to launch (either manual or automatic).

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