Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Teseo

"My grandpa is so badass, he will pick up us on his sport car"

Well, most of the time I take the sedan ....... but if it's only one granddaughter, I will take the FR-S. They think it's treat to be taken to school in pa-pa's "cool car", as they call it.

They, sit up on their backpacks, roll down the window, hang their arm out and yell at their "walker" classmates.

Old pa-pa just leans back, looking cool in his flannel shirt, and eyeballs their foxy mothers ......


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Counting sheep or not ....??


humfrz

There will never be another ewe.

[Andrew025]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, most of the time I take the sedan ....... but if it's only one granddaughter, I will take the FR-S. They think it's treat to be taken to school in pa-pa's "cool car", as they call it.

They, sit up on their backpacks, roll down the window, hang their arm out and yell at their "walker" classmates.

Old pa-pa just leans back, looking cool in his flannel shirt, and eyeballs their foxy mothers ......


humfrz

Foxy grandpa

[echo419]

Originally Posted by AznKirby

*hides*

fear not. I'm not into dudes.

Originally Posted by themadscientist

Stereotype that doesn't hold up. Plenty of Asian girls with nice butts. My wife asked why I like to walk behind her all the the time. I answered, but I think she still thinks I'm kidding. I ain't.

it's cool. I'm a numbers guy and I've been with azn girls with big boobs and a big ass. but that doesn't mean the odds aren't what they are.

that being said. ass>bewbs.

[Nevermore]

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[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by Nevermore

As long as I'm being honest about how bad of a decision it was, let's just say she was more cow than sheep.

Mooo

[Cole]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, I heard tell of some of those boys up in the cold country ...... on cold winter nights, snuggling up with a warm, cute, little, wool covered, creature ..... maybe being Baaaaaaaa - d ...............

We shall see who gets defensive .......



humfrz

I'm not a country boy, so farm animals (well, some fat girls could be counted as farm animals, but that's another discussion) aren't my cuppa joe. Unless they're fat girls. I'd still bang a fat girl.

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by Cole

I'm not a country boy, so farm animals (well, some fat girls could be counted as farm animals, but that's another discussion) aren't my cuppa joe. Unless they're fat. I'd still bang a fat girl.

Did Cole just say he'd bang farm animals so long as their fat?

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

Mooo

Really with this forum had spoiler tags so I can insert extreme NSFW pics.

Had the perfect follow up picture..

[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Cole

I'm not a country boy, so farm animals (well, some fat girls could be counted as farm animals, but that's another discussion) aren't my cuppa joe. Unless they're fat girls. I'd still bang a fat girl.

???

[babydriver]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Wow different eras! I had had sex three times by the time I was 14 (hey it was the 70s). Wouldn't even guess at how many by the time I got married at 21.

Braggin', braggin', braggin. But hey, it WAS the 70's.

[babydriver]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Old pa-pa just leans back, looking cool in his flannel shirt, and eyeballs their foxy mothers ......


humfrz

Yep, NO woman can resist a man in a flannel shirt!!

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by babydriver

Yep, NO woman can resist a man in a flannel shirt!!

Based strictly on the trend Hum set with his posts I would say wool is more his thing.

[babydriver]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Well, I heard tell of some of those boys up in the cold country ...... on cold winter nights, snuggling up with a warm, cute, little, wool covered, creature ..... maybe being Baaaaaaaa - d ...............

Texas A&M, where men are men and sheep are nervous...