Do you use your teeth to handbrake

[extrashaky]

Originally Posted by 86kahl

Noob tears are my life blood.

Telling noobs to search should be part of the roowls.

Newbs not knowing what tires will fit on the twins even if it's been cover literally thousands of times gives me such a rush.

And if noobs can't take the sarcastic response to the same question asked almost daily, then maybe the Internet is too scary of a place for them.

/rant🤓

I'll tell you why that's a bad attitude:

1. The search function on this site sucks the world's largest balls with suction stronger than the vacuum of space. It sucks so bad that using it can cause vacuum sores if you sit too close to the computer when you attempt the search. Some people have attempted the search and actually had their whole bodies sucked in, never to be seen again. They're trapped, bouncing around between the giant balls inside the system forever.

You can use the Google "site:" tag to search much more effectively, but most people don't know that. Helping them learn how to search is a better response than "DUH SURCH NOOB!"

2. The world is not static, particularly in the case of a new vehicle like ours. There are new products coming to market all the time. There are old products being changed or discontinued. People learn new ways of doing things. So "DUH SURCH NOOB!" in many cases doesn't make any sense because the information available via search is already outdated.

If a noob comes here and asks, "How to turbo?", yeah, tell 'em to go do some reading. But I get a little tired of seeing the surch noob response on every fucking question when it doesn't help anybody and only demonstrates the poster's ability to suck as bad as the search function.

[fumanchu1]

Originally Posted by extrashaky

I'll tell you why that's a bad attitude:

1. The search function on this site sucks the world's largest balls with suction stronger than the vacuum of space. It sucks so bad that using it can cause vacuum sores if you sit too close to the computer when you attempt the search. Some people have attempted the search and actually had their whole bodies sucked in, never to be seen again. They're trapped, bouncing around between the giant balls inside the system forever.

You can use the Google "site:" tag to search much more effectively, but most people don't know that. Helping them learn how to search is a better response than "DUH SURCH NOOB!"

2. The world is not static, particularly in the case of a new vehicle like ours. There are new products coming to market all the time. There are old products being changed or discontinued. People learn new ways of doing things. So "DUH SURCH NOOB!" in many cases doesn't make any sense because the information available via search is already outdated.

If a noob comes here and asks, "How to turbo?", yeah, tell 'em to go do some reading. But I get a little tired of seeing the surch noob response on every fucking question when it doesn't help anybody and only demonstrates the poster's ability to suck as bad as the search function.

My cat is static, he makes sparks when he runs on the bed when it's dark... That's not what we were talking about was it?!

[Packofcrows]

man, you guys are really tearing this thread up. O.o

[86kahl]

Originally Posted by extrashaky

I'll tell you why that's a bad attitude:



1. The search function on this site sucks the world's largest balls with suction stronger than the vacuum of space. It sucks so bad that using it can cause vacuum sores if you sit too close to the computer when you attempt the search. Some people have attempted the search and actually had their whole bodies sucked in, never to be seen again. They're trapped, bouncing around between the giant balls inside the system forever.



You can use the Google "site:" tag to search much more effectively, but most people don't know that. Helping them learn how to search is a better response than "DUH SURCH NOOB!"



2. The world is not static, particularly in the case of a new vehicle like ours. There are new products coming to market all the time. There are old products being changed or discontinued. People learn new ways of doing things. So "DUH SURCH NOOB!" in many cases doesn't make any sense because the information available via search is already outdated.



If a noob comes here and asks, "How to turbo?", yeah, tell 'em to go do some reading. But I get a little tired of seeing the surch noob response on every fucking question when it doesn't help anybody and only demonstrates the poster's ability to suck as bad as the search function.

It's just been the same five noob questions since this car came out.
1) is it slow against xxxx car?
2) can it fit 255/40/18?
3) does a RB kit cost $500?
4) what are crickets?
5) when will the STi/turbo version come out?

Now if someone has a focused question and gives plenty details that's one thing, but these fly-by-night accounts made on a whim to ask to the same questions every year gets kind of annoying.

But yes, I agree this site search function leaves a lot to be desired.

[strat61caster]

Originally Posted by 86kahl

It's just been the same five noob questions since this car came out.
1) is it slow against xxxx car?
2) can it fit 255/40/18?
3) does a RB kit cost $500?
4) what are crickets?
5) when will the STi/turbo version come out?

lol you forgot
How do I shift gears
Why does it make ticking noises after it's shut off
How much power will it make if I xxxx
How much will a 2JZ/LS swap cost
How can I beat car XXXX
What should I spend $xxx on
How much should I pay for XXXX
When should I change my oil
What kind of oil should I use
What's CEL code XXX mean, here's my laundry list of mawds
How should I break the car in
What's that noise
Will XXX void my warranty
I'm going to the track wut do i do

Just off the top of my head, I'm sure I'm missing a few...

[Ashikabi]

I don't know that ice ever seen more than a couple of these

[86kahl]

Originally Posted by strat61caster

lol you forgot

How do I shift gears

Why does it make ticking noises after it's shut off

How much power will it make if I xxxx

How much will a 2JZ/LS swap cost

How can I beat car XXXX

What should I spend $xxx on

How much should I pay for XXXX

When should I change my oil

What kind of oil should I use

What's CEL code XXX mean, here's my laundry list of mawds

How should I break the car in

What's that noise

Will XXX void my warranty

I'm going to the track wut do i do



Just off the top of my head, I'm sure I'm missing a few...

I have seen all of these. And a few times😂

[RichardsFRS]

I want to beat the new ferarri. What mods do I need? I already have a sick wing and some stickers.

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by RichardsFRS

I want to beat the new ferarri. What mods do I need? I already have a sick wing and some stickers.

You need some sick matte blew rims brah

In all seriousness, I've never seen anyone with stickers on their car other than audio ones(like Pioneer and Kenwood)

[MisterSheep]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

You need some sick matte blew rims brah

In all seriousness, I've never seen anyone with stickers on their car other than audio ones(like Pioneer and Kenwood)

I haz Stickerz. They make me look mad coolz

[Ashikabi]

I thought about putting some on mine either along the front of the door or in front of the rear wheel but I think it will look too busy. It's not like they would be for cheap parts... perrin, greddy, stance, ecutek

[MisterSheep]

Originally Posted by Ashikabi

I thought about putting some on mine either along the front of the door or in front of the rear wheel but I think it will look too busy

Forget about stickers.. You need vents. Vents everywhere. Vents on fenders. Vents on roofs. Vents on trunks. Vents on windows. Vents on doors.

[Ashikabi]

Originally Posted by MisterSheep

Forget about stickers.. You need vents. Vents everywhere. Vents on fenders. Vents on roofs. Vents on trunks. Vents on windows. Vents on doors.

What about on the wheels?

[fumanchu1]

Originally Posted by RichardsFRS

I want to beat the new ferarri. What mods do I need? I already have a sick wing and some stickers.

MOAR stickers and some tie wraps and youre there, the Ferrari will be crying at how fast you are