Post pictures of your RPM's at the start

[Ultramaroon]

lolol

Originally Posted by Tcoat

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

The dumbfuckery ought to be strictly organized and structured.

Well if all the members of the Loyal Fraternity of Spam and Dumbfuckery had attended all the meetings and paid their dues in a timely manner we wouldn't be in this position now would we.
Ultra's attempted coup d'etat when I went on vacation didn't help much either though.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

May I remind you that I am the Certified SCRUM Master here?
We embrace agile Continuous Integration frameworks by being client-centric in real-time granularity.
You'd know all this if you hadn't slept through the whole webinar.

Webinar? More like wasteoftimeinar. Maybe if you'd get some decent coffee in this joint instead of that watered-down Sanka crap...

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Maybe if you'd get some decent coffee in this joint instead of that watered-down Sanka crap...

Concrete proof right there that Ultra is an engineer! I bet he can pop out of nowhere if there is left over food from a lunch meeting he wasn't at as well.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Concrete proof right there that Ultra is an engineer! I bet he can pop out of nowhere if there is left over food from a lunch meeting he wasn't at as well.

Food? Where? Smells good.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Food? Where? Smells good.

I am 100% sure that when people take engineering there is some secret course called The Detection, Assessment and Appropriation of Free Food and Drink.

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Webinar? More like wasteoftimeinar. Maybe if you'd get some decent coffee in this joint instead of that watered-down Sanka crap...

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Food? Where? Smells good.

*Sigh* All right. If I get you your own personal coffee maker and an expense account down at the sleazy take-out pizza joint on the corner, will you please do some work this week?

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Sar, I am pretty sure I wrote these exact words about a week ago (in real life that is).

Actually, you did... Remember when you were boasting about being all in charge of cyber security and shit?
Anyway, your email is boring, your job is boring, your search history is predictable and I'd flush that web cache if I were you.
Oh, and don't worry when the bank starts calling. It'll be all over by then.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

*Sigh* All right. If I get you your own personal coffee maker and an expense account down at the sleazy take-out pizza joint on the corner, will you please do some work this week?

Oh wow, you give in way too easy. Now he is just going to go and figure out how to get more out of you. Engineers usually do their best work when you get them brooding on something. I believe it is the whole "I'll show him" mentality at work.

[Captain Snooze]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I'll seeya buzzwords and raise ya

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Actually, you did... Remember when you were boasting about being all in charge of cyber security and shit?
Anyway, your email is boring, your job is boring, your search history is predictable and I'd flush that web cache if I were you.
Oh, and don't worry when the bank starts calling. It'll be all over by then.

AHHHH so that was you was it! Have a nice lunch on what you got out of my bank account (doubt there is enough for drinks though).

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Oh wow, you give in way too easy. Now he is just going to go and figure out how to get more out of you. Engineers usually do their best work when you get them brooding on something. I believe it is the whole "I'll show him" mentality at work.

Well, I figured it out years ago.
Food, drink and toys are more inspirational and way cheaper that pay rises.
That's why I always conduct the annuals in strip joints.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Food, drink and toys are more inspirational and way cheaper that pay rises.
.

AHHHH That changes everything then. I retract my prior statement.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

*Sigh* All right. If I get you your own personal coffee maker and an expense account down at the sleazy take-out pizza joint on the corner, will you please do some work this week?

All right, now we're getting somewhere.






I feel kinda dirty joking about negotiating to do work.