Why on EARTH are people putting asymmetrical license plates on?

[maybebrz]

Originally Posted by Bamsterman

The benefit of having the 'tow hook' plate relocator is that if you're someone who enjoys taking photos of your car (using a real camera) than you can simply remove the plate for a cleaner look and not have holes in the bumper in the shots. Same goes for when the car is at a show.

Photoshop = 2 seconds of removing holes.

[Justin.b]

Originally Posted by maybebrz

Photoshop = 2 seconds of removing holes.

I haven't used a factory front plate bracket in a long time, but every time I removed one, there was a collection of road grit, pine needles and general crap on the bumper behind the mount.

I'm guessing that would take longer to photoshop out than the bumper holes.

-Justin

[acetothermus]

Originally Posted by maybebrz

Photoshop = 2 seconds of removing holes.

You can't photoshop real life man.

[Toyarzee]

Originally Posted by maybebrz

Photoshop = 2 seconds of removing holes.

Seriously, dafuq?

I wish my car went zero to 60 as fast as this thread went zero to fucking retarded and hillarious.

Can you photoshop my casualty losses before they hit my tax return next year too?

[fumanchu1]

Originally Posted by maybebrz

You guys live in a little bubble here and that's exactly my point. The more you stick your fingers in your ears you think it doesn't look bad.

Tell me more and also care to explain to me how you not liking the relocator is a valid argument but someone saying they like it and giving an actual reason is them putting their fingers in their ears?

To me you just look like a sad failed troll that can't even get people properly riled up, Your mom probably regrets everyday of her life since you were born and it's no surprise your dad left and I understand that you feel the need to make others feel as bad as you do but you have to understand, you need a certain amount of intelligence to successfully troll people. Intelligence you unfortunately clearly do not possess, so my recommendation to you is either 1.learn how to troll 2. get a brain transplant 3. find another more fitting way (for your small intellect) to let your anger out.

You can accept your shitty life and stop crying yourself to sleep now.

Finally you could also make sure you are not able to procreate and facilitate the natural selection and evolution of the human race.

People have opinions that vary and that is fine, you don't like it fine, I don't like the fact your mom didn't get an abortion and help humanity out by doing so or ripping on anyone who thinks otherwise.

Also you're from Florida so your opinion, even if you value it so highly, ain't worth shit because you sir are from Florida, land of the most racist, backwards people in the US (Texas, Alabama and all other rednecks states considered) I know because as a resident of Quebec, we send our old senile and bigoted people to your state when they retire so they can be with their own kind (No offence to any normal people that may reside in FL)

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by maybebrz

Photoshop = 2 seconds of removing holes.

Holes may never be removed. It's impossible.
They can, however, be filled.

You should try filling some of yours.

[Justin.b]

Originally Posted by Toyarzee

Seriously, dafuq?

I wish my car went zero to 60 as fast as this thread went zero to fucking retarded and hillarious.

Can you photoshop my casualty losses before they hit my tax return next year too?

I actually photoshop a shine onto my car to avoid the hassle of washing and waxing.

-Justin

[Justin.b]

I photoshopped myself younger and better looking for when I go out to meet women.

-Justin

[fumanchu1]

Post 117 @Sarlacc you mean like this? or did I maybe go a bit overboard on that one

[Toyarzee]

I also photoshop my dyno charts to get placed in a higher run group at the tracks..

[Toyarzee]

Originally Posted by Justin.b

I actually photoshop a shine onto my car to avoid the hassle of washing and waxing.

-Justin

Newly crowned king of perfectly relevant analogies lolol

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by fumanchu1

Post 117 @Sarlacc you mean like this? or did I maybe go a bit overboard on that one

Yeah... but

1. Too long. OP probably didn't even read it.
2. Too subtle. Needs more punch.
3. The word "sir" is wildly inappropriate in this context.

Other than that, a good effort. Keep it up!

EDIT: Loved this bit, though

Originally Posted by fumanchu1

facilitate the natural selection and evolution of the human race

That's pure gold, right there.

[nova.86]

So to bring the thread a little bit back on topic, somewhat..I just got my BRZ a week old now, and I have nowhere to mount the front license plate. (I don't have to for 30 days but I figured I'd at least buy the components now).

I was looking at raceseng shift knobs and noticed they have license plate relocators as well, it seems way expensive though, can anyone speak for experience or recommend some good quality mounts as well that compare??

Here is the Raceseng license plate mount:

http://www.raceseng.com/tug-plate-li...ubaru-brz-2013

[maybebrz]

Originally Posted by fumanchu1

Tell me more and also care to explain to me how you not liking the relocator is a valid argument but someone saying they like it and giving an actual reason is them putting their fingers in their ears?

To me you just look like a sad failed troll that can't even get people properly riled up, Your mom probably regrets everyday of her life since you were born and it's no surprise your dad left and I understand that you feel the need to make others feel as bad as you do but you have to understand, you need a certain amount of intelligence to successfully troll people. Intelligence you unfortunately clearly do not possess, so my recommendation to you is either 1.learn how to troll 2. get a brain transplant 3. find another more fitting way (for your small intellect) to let your anger out.

You can accept your shitty life and stop crying yourself to sleep now.

Finally you could also make sure you are not able to procreate and facilitate the natural selection and evolution of the human race.

People have opinions that vary and that is fine, you don't like it fine, I don't like the fact your mom didn't get an abortion and help humanity out by doing so or ripping on anyone who thinks otherwise.

Also you're from Florida so your opinion, even if you value it so highly, ain't worth shit because you sir are from Florida, land of the most racist, backwards people in the US (Texas, Alabama and all other rednecks states considered) I know because as a resident of Quebec, we send our old senile and bigoted people to your state when they retire so they can be with their own kind (No offence to any normal people that may reside in FL)

I'm from Florida?