WHAT DID YOU DO TO YOUR JIMMIES TODAY? - Page 3 - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

Icanfaptothis86 · 07-22-2015, 03:49 PM

My jimmies are perma rustled - As a single average white male taxpayer with corporate job that works out 2.5 times per week I can say that my jimmy johns are full rustled at two major developments in our modern society:

1. Acceptance of fat people - The human body was not meant to be obese, heart disease is not cute and is a drain on our health care system. We are not allowed to hate on fat people even though they are a drain on society, ruin your flight by not buying two plane tickets when they need a fawkin seat belt extender etc.

2. Modern gender roles are ridiculous - Women are becoming more masculine and men more feminine. If youre a dude and you take a selfie I punch you in the throat. Girls want a feminine guy to walk all over but then cheat on them with a masculine guy. Also men have fewer rights than women and that needs to be addressed. I.e. girls not being able to consent to sex when drunk. Does that mean they can rob a bank while drunk and not be held responsible? Also why is violence aagainst men funny and violence against women taken so seriously. totally fuked double standard

srizzors25 · 07-22-2015, 04:14 PM

controversy!

Turbo95eg6 · 07-22-2015, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Icanfaptothis86

its like captain crunch but harder ... cuts the roof of your mouth more

they are little jimmies

Panda puffs are much more superior.

Lonewolf · 07-22-2015, 08:26 PM

My name is Jimmy. What does it mean when I am "rustled"?

Tcoat · 07-22-2015, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Lonewolf

My name is Jimmy. What does it mean when I am "rustled"?

Icanfaptothis86 · 07-23-2015, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Lonewolf

My name is Jimmy. What does it mean when I am "rustled"?

You ever get into your car and when you sit down you accidently sit on one of your testicles?

Thats what that means

Icanfaptothis86 · 07-24-2015, 11:57 AM

My jimmies are pretty mellow today ... not very rustled at all they are almost eternal

VTR · 07-24-2015, 11:52 PM

Icanfaptothis86 · 07-30-2015, 11:25 AM

how are your jimmy johnnies today ft86club ?

ZOMFGAARON · 07-30-2015, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Icanfaptothis86

how are your jimmy johnnies today ft86club ?

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Icanfaptothis86 · 07-30-2015, 11:48 AM

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Good good excellent great

srizzors25 · 07-30-2015, 11:54 AM

Icanfaptothis86 · 07-30-2015, 12:14 PM

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Good man

Icanfaptothis86 · 07-30-2015, 02:13 PM

Dear Srizzors - Please dont allow this to mess with your jimmies Just something I noticed in your pic. When cornering the bike try to get your body further to the inside and try to stand the bike up straight you can get on the power a lot harder. Again please no jimmie issues.

07-22-2015, 03:49 PM	#29
Icanfaptothis86 tickle fight referee Join Date: Jul 2015 Drives: 2015 Subaru BRZ Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 443 Thanks: 124 Thanked 241 Times in 152 Posts Mentioned: 3 Post(s)	My jimmies are perma rustled - As a single average white male taxpayer with corporate job that works out 2.5 times per week I can say that my jimmy johns are full rustled at two major developments in our modern society: 1. Acceptance of fat people - The human body was not meant to be obese, heart disease is not cute and is a drain on our health care system. We are not allowed to hate on fat people even though they are a drain on society, ruin your flight by not buying two plane tickets when they need a fawkin seat belt extender etc. 2. Modern gender roles are ridiculous - Women are becoming more masculine and men more feminine. If youre a dude and you take a selfie I punch you in the throat. Girls want a feminine guy to walk all over but then cheat on them with a masculine guy. Also men have fewer rights than women and that needs to be addressed. I.e. girls not being able to consent to sex when drunk. Does that mean they can rob a bank while drunk and not be held responsible? Also why is violence aagainst men funny and violence against women taken so seriously. totally fuked double standard Last edited by Icanfaptothis86; 07-22-2015 at 03:49 PM. Reason: No edit just need to underline the vaporization of my jimmies

07-22-2015, 04:14 PM	#30
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07-30-2015, 11:54 AM	#40
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Icanfaptothis86 tickle fight referee Join Date: Jul 2015 Drives: 2015 Subaru BRZ Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 443 Thanks: 124 Thanked 241 Times in 152 Posts Mentioned: 3 Post(s)	Dear Srizzors - Please dont allow this to mess with your jimmies Just something I noticed in your pic. When cornering the bike try to get your body further to the inside and try to stand the bike up straight you can get on the power a lot harder. Again please no jimmie issues.

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