Random thoughts thread

[babydriver]

Originally Posted by Racecomp Engineering

dammit.

Here's a variation: I am contacted by my high school to inform me that I failed to complete all graduation requirements and that I will have to go back again and complete them. On background, I am 59 years old and have four college degrees, including a Ph.D. I don't think these ever stop.

Another favorite is teaching a class in the nude.


P.S. I'm nude, not the class.

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Awww... You're just doing your job. I get that. It's all in the spirit of the exercise.

Hell, I would have just deleted the whole thread. The people getting out of line aren't noobs.

I thought bout deleting the thread... but I've deleted 2 pages worth of comments, so I just finished it off. Also wanted to warn all those guys. If I deleted the thread, I couldn't warn em

[cdrazic93]

Originally Posted by Special_K

2 years of tutoring physics, and working full time as an engineer. I got this shit on lock.... but are you ready for a damp asscrack all day? Cause that's the real struggle!

Being an engineer you should be able to improvise with the best of them a wad of toilet paper can be pretty absorbant. Or paper towels.

Ask me how i know.

[cdrazic93]

Originally Posted by Special_K

2 years of tutoring physics, and working full time as an engineer. I got this shit on lock.... but are you ready for a damp asscrack all day? Cause that's the real struggle!

How about your double integrals of non uniform electrical fields

[Racecomp Engineering]

Originally Posted by babydriver

Here's a variation: I am contacted by my high school to inform me that I failed to complete all graduation requirements and that I will have to go back again and complete them. On background, I am 59 years old and have four college degrees, including a Ph.D. I don't think these ever stop.

Another favorite is teaching a class in the nude.


P.S. I'm nude, not the class.

gahhhh.

I kinda want to teach, but not enough to bring about a whole new type of nightmares. I did guest once for a friend's college course...that was fun. No pressure.

Originally Posted by cdrazic93

How about your double integrals of non uniform electrical fields

You keep your evil magic electricity away from me.

- andy

[Special_K]

Originally Posted by cdrazic93

Being an engineer you should be able to improvise with the best of them a wad of toilet paper can be pretty absorbant. Or paper towels.

Ask me how i know.

Ok, I'll bite... How do you know?

Originally Posted by cdrazic93

How about your double integrals of non uniform electrical fields

Pleaaase, I eat multiple integrals for breakfast and shit Gauss law... Just don't ask me to do long division! Seriously, if you put a gun to my head and told me to solve a long division problem, you might as well not waste time and pull the trigger.

[gramicci101]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Haha.. Had? I still have them. Mine come in 2 categories.

Military - missing movement/out of uniform

That's why I joined the Air Force. Missing movement? What the hell does that mean?

[cdrazic93]

Originally Posted by Special_K

Ok, I'll bite... How do you know?


Pleaaase, I eat multiple integrals for breakfast and shit Gauss law...

I shit my pants in a 6th grade track meet. Fun shit, lol.

i need someone to seriously help me come up with a model to see if my farts are laminar or turbluent

[gramicci101]

Originally Posted by cdrazic93

i need someone to seriously help me come up with a model to see if my farts are laminar or turbluent

Eric6 could probably do a CFD analysis on it for you.

[cdrazic93]

Originally Posted by gramicci101

Eric6 could probably do a CFD analysis on it for you.

You mean NOTeric6? Remember its not really him. Ill need some bean burritos for fuel. I need to advance my ignition timing as well gotta be careful though. Too much hot sauce will raise my EGTs to dangerous temps. Dont want to melt my shorts.

[gramicci101]

Originally Posted by cdrazic93

You mean NOTeric6? Remember its not really him. Ill need some bean burritos for fuel. I need to advance my ignition timing as well

Just don't tune for antilag/afterfire during the testing.

[ichitaka05]

I was going to post very random thought... but it'll go against forum rules, so I'll post it on fb chat lol

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by gramicci101

That's why I joined the Air Force. Missing movement? What the hell does that mean?

There must be some sort of penalty for not showing up at the right place and time.

I missed a sortie once as a trainee on my first cruise because I took too long finding ice for the water container. There I was standing in the catwalk with the water watching the bird launch. No NJP but man, did I catch hell for that.

[ichitaka05]

Dayum! I just barely notice that, this thread have 2m views now. Random thread FTW!