Black Spots Under The Hood

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Dude they are BUGS! They can crap however they want!
Actually they sort of but up against a surface and pile it up not drop a load like we do so gravity means nothing to them.
I learned more about bug shit in the last few hours then in all my years of school!

lmao! This made me laugh. I figured they pop a squat so their rear is touching the surface, and let it flow. Sticky poop would defy gravity. All assumptions though.

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Originally Posted by DieselDog

Is it the serpentine belt throwing bits toward the hood? like moisture or dirt.

Thats my guess

I don't think so. They ruled that possibility out earlier because of the pattern?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by DieselDog

Is it the serpentine belt throwing bits toward the hood? like moisture or dirt.

Thats my guess

Perfectly round, uniform shaped, circular patterned, wet, dots are not thrown up there by anything.
Wasn't joking on the bug theory as I saw the exact same dots under the awning at my trailer.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Kaotic Lazagna

lmao! This made me laugh. I figured they pop a squat so their rear is touching the surface, and let it flow. Sticky poop would defy gravity. All assumptions though.

Probably the first bug shit conversation on here!
Now we wait for all the "experts" to write 100 word essays on why we are wrong.
I am sticking solid to my hypothesis though!!!!!!!!!!!

[extrashaky]

Put a bug bomb up under the car and see if they stop appearing.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by extrashaky

Put a bug bomb up under the car and see if they stop appearing.

Good plan! If they came back before it would likely mean they live in there for some bizarre reason.
Would love to be proven wrong on this one as the whole thing just is to weird to believe but no idea what else it could be.

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Originally Posted by extrashaky

Put a bug bomb up under the car and see if they stop appearing.

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Good plan! If they came back before it would likely mean they live in there for some bizarre reason.
Would love to be proven wrong on this one as the whole thing just is to weird to believe but no idea what else it could be.

I just looked under the hood. Noticed a bunch of spider webs glimmering in the sunlight. -_-

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Kaotic Lazagna

I just looked under the hood. Noticed a bunch of spider webs glimmering in the sunlight. -_-

AH HA! The final piece of the puzzle!
Good thing you don't live in Australia or this could be a much worse situation!

[Tcoat]

OK I need a life!!!!!!
I just spent two days diagnosing spider poop under a hood!
The worst part is somebody already said it TWICE and I didn't believe them.

[DieselDog]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Probably the first bug shit conversation on here!
Now we wait for all the "experts" to write 100 word essays on why we are wrong.
I am sticking solid to my hypothesis though!!!!!!!!!!!

It was just a guess.. Youll get over it.

[DieselDog]

Originally Posted by Kaotic Lazagna

It seems to be liquid. I've wiped it off once, and they came back.



No undercoating.

If you have already wiped it off once and it came back what are the chances of bugs pooping in the same spot?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by DieselDog

It was just a guess.. Youll get over it.

Jokes dude JOKES!
And no guesses involved! Was good solid detective work!

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

AH HA! The final piece of the puzzle!
Good thing you don't live in Australia or this could be a much worse situation!

Originally Posted by Tcoat

OK I need a life!!!!!!
I just spent two days diagnosing spider poop under a hood!
The worst part is somebody already said it TWICE and I didn't believe them.

Yeah, don't want to be surprised by a trap door spider. Lol

[Kaotic Lazagna]

Originally Posted by DieselDog

If you have already wiped it off once and it came back what are the chances of bugs pooping in the same spot?

That's why I didn't think it could be at first.