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raul · 01-31-2014, 08:10 AM

Why do threads like this exist?

HAY GUYZ SUM1 HIT ME BUT NOTHING HAPPENED SO I LET HIM OFF LOOK HOW I NICE I AM!!!!!!!111

oaroyale · 01-31-2014, 08:14 AM

He did not hit you. He did not bump you. He RUBBED you. Rubbing is racing!

sklimo · 01-31-2014, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by dnieves

Then that makes Long Islanders hybrids (all of the above with an extra dose of stupid).

That would be Keith and Wilbert

HunterGreene · 01-31-2014, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by iag48st

So I decided to drive through Times Square...

There's your problem.

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Originally Posted by humfrz

Story time: ....

I have no idea how old you are, but I just have this image at this point of you being this grumpy old man who you hand a few beers and proceed to laugh your ass off while he tells stories from his colorful past. Keep on trucking, sir.

Mikem53 · 01-31-2014, 08:53 AM

Hey.. I take exception to that he's 60 so he's an old man remark..
Lol.. That was nice of you not being too hard on the old dude..
Cause someday you will be 60 too !!
I'm from NY, was born and lived there for many years... Public transportation is the only way to go in the big apple.. Let the cabbies fight it out in the city.. Not worth the risk..

humfrz · 01-31-2014, 10:49 AM

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Originally Posted by HunterGreene

I have no idea how old you are, but I just have this image at this point of you being this grumpy old man who you hand a few beers and proceed to laugh your ass off while he tells stories from his colorful past. Keep on trucking, sir.

...... well, I'm over 70 years old .....

..... but, I'm not grumpy ..... and I can't drink beer anymore (since about 18 years ago, when I tried to drink up all the whisky in North America), so, I don't have that excuse ....

I've often said, after listening to some old coot tell stories about stealing buggy whips, that if I ever get THAT old ....., someone just shoot me ....

BobRickel · 01-31-2014, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by dem00n

Oh shit.

You know how it goes.

New York: Angry Drivers
New Jersey: Bad Drivers
Connecticut: Stupid Drivers

I might of mixed up NJ and CT...

Then they all retire and come here to Florida.

Frost · 01-31-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

Nah, back in the day, when I would go into NYC, I'd leave my "carry" in Connecticut. The folks in NYC don't much hanker to handguns.....

Story time:

Back in the day, my younger brother was visiting us in Connecticut. Since he was in the produce business he wanted to visit some of his distributors at Hunts point in the South Bronx. We decided to drive down. He said he had heard it was a rough area, should we arm ourselves.

I explained that we couldn't take handguns into NYC, but he should grab a good feeling club off the woodpile near my driveway. On our way down, driving through a part of the South Bronx, he commented it looked like a war zone.

After we entered the guarded produce distribution point and he finished his business, we headed out. The gate guard waived us over and had us stop. He said wait for a semi-tractor trailer, so you can "draft" him out to get up onto the expressway. (Do you know where this is going?)

Yep, a lot of the times the truckers got paid in cash for their produce and the bad guys knew it. So, once they left the safety of the compound, the streets were signaled such they didn't have to stop on their way to the expressway.

So, stick behind the big rigs AND DON'T STOP.

My brother ask, what the hell are the clubs for .. ??

I told him they were for poking the bad guys in the face if they tried to get inside the car.....

Trus story ....... sorry for the flashback .....

This is for real???

I have been debating on driving through NYC on my "Drive across North America" plans but I just absolutely hate driving in NYC (I've been there for work).

Namuna · 01-31-2014, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by BobRickel

Then they all retire and come here to Florida.

But they trade-in their cars for street legal golf carts and use those for going to Wal-Mart.

humfrz · 01-31-2014, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Frost

This is for real???

I have been debating on driving through NYC on my "Drive across North America" plans but I just absolutely hate driving in NYC (I've been there for work).

Yep, a true story ..... happened back in the mid 70's.

Wanna hear about the time my rental car ran out of gas (during the gas shortage) at night, in Watts (LA) shortly after the Watts riots ..... I thought not .....

HunterGreene · 01-31-2014, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by humfrz

Yep, a true story ..... happened back in the mid 70's.

Wanna hear about the time my rental car ran out of gas (during the gas shortage) at night, in Watts (LA) shortly after the Watts riots ..... I thought not .....

Yes....YESSSS! Lets hear it!

Wait, it was after the riots? Probably was just a pleasant evening.

zenki_levin · 01-31-2014, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by oaroyale

He did not hit you. He did not bump you. He RUBBED you. Rubbing is racing!

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humfrz · 01-31-2014, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by HunterGreene

Yes....YESSSS! Lets hear it!

Wait, it was after the riots? Probably was just a pleasant evening.

Actually, it turned out to be a good experience.

There I was, a white guy, dressed in a suit, with a brand new car, stopped on a dark street, coming from the airport ... out of gas (damn rental company) about 11:00 PM.

Four young black men approached me and explained that I was in a dangerous part of town......I thought I was gonna be dead. The nice men escorted me up the street to a gas station, where I borrowed a gas can and bought a some gas. They escorted me back to my car and saw me safely on my way. Nice fellows!

Now, I gotta go, finish my oatmeal and take a nap ....

kavanagh · 01-31-2014, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by sdemo

All of the above are god damn racing purists compared to West Coast drivers. I MISS driving in Southern CT / LI.

Agreed.
It looks like you're in Phoenix, huh? We're in Gilbert, transplanted from NYC (Astoria).

I'd kill to have the NJ, NY and CT drivers on the roads here instead of what we have now.

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oaroyale Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2012 Drives: Black BRZ Location: Maryland Posts: 144 Thanks: 26 Thanked 34 Times in 28 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s)	He did not hit you. He did not bump you. He RUBBED you. Rubbing is racing!

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Mikem53 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2013 Drives: FR-S 6MT Location: Somewhere in Space Posts: 1,565 Thanks: 500 Thanked 882 Times in 433 Posts Mentioned: 5 Post(s)	Hey.. I take exception to that he's 60 so he's an old man remark.. Lol.. That was nice of you not being too hard on the old dude.. Cause someday you will be 60 too !! I'm from NY, was born and lived there for many years... Public transportation is the only way to go in the big apple.. Let the cabbies fight it out in the city.. Not worth the risk..

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