More FRSmas Carols

[DIF]

Drivin round in a brand new FRS.

In an unplowed lot we'll all be doin donuts.
Better break or you'll run down parson Brown.
With Perin and invidia cat backs,
Everyone will know that we're in town.

As we sit at the red light,
with our Toms red out tail lights.
We'll remember the plans that we made,
For next years upgrades,
Drivin round in a brand new FRS.

On the hiii...way we'll be drifting,
And the gloss coat will be glissening.
All our Weathertech mats,
Will save our floor mats.
Driven round in a brand new FRS.

And our friends in their BRZ's will be there too.
They'll be sliding round turns in the snow.
If Santa asks us if we want a Mustang,
We'll just wink, give him a nod, and say No...

As we sit in our hi bolsters,
We will play with our touch screens.
And know that we have made,
The very best of Xmas day,
Driving round in a brand new FRS.

Merry FRSmas to all, and to all a good BRZ!

[civdaddy]

Wow.

[DIF]

Deck the cars with custom shift knobs, Falalalala lala la la.
Tis the reason we drive sports cars, Falalalala Lala la la.
Down shift now we're at the chicane, Falalalala la la la la.
Eighty Sixes, in the fast lanes, Falalalala Lala la laaaaaaaa!

[Turbo95eg6]

I think you need to go a little easy on the egg nog man...

[gily25]

On the first day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the second day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the third day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...three variations (BRZ, FR-S, 86), two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the fourth day of Christmas my BRZ gave me to me...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the fifth day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...Fiiiiive burnnnnnouts in the snowwwww...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the sixth day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...six speeds to shift, Fiiiiive burnnnnnouts in the snowwwww...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the seventh day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...seven passes with the Griot's, six speeds to shift, Fiiiiive burnnnnnouts in the snowwwww...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the eighth day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...eight thousand RPMs, six speeds to shift, Fiiiiive burnnnnnouts in the snowwwww...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the ninth day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...nine groupbuys, eight thousand RPMs, six speeds to shift, Fiiiiive burnnnnnouts in the snowwwww...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the tenth day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...ten autocross events, nine groupbuys, eight thousand RPMs, six speeds to shift, Fiiiiive burnnnnnouts in the snowwwww...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the eleventh day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...eleven ladies looking, ten autocross events, nine groupbuys, eight thousand RPMs, six speeds to shift, Fiiiiive burnnnnnouts in the snowwwww...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippee"
On the twefth day of Christmas my BRZ gave to me...twelve monthly payments, eleven ladies looking, ten autocross events, nine groupbuys, eight thousand RPMs, six speeds to shift, Fiiiiive burnnnnnouts in the snowwwww...four new Michelins, three variations, two liters of engine and a curve that made me go "yippppppp-eeeeee"

[jarviz]

you guys got wayyyyy to much free time

[Anthonytpt]

The possession, sale, and home cultivation of marijuana is legal in Colorado. He's probably just being a law-abiding citizen.

[BlueDubbinTDI]

Originally Posted by jarviz

you guys got wayyyyy to much free time

I think half the owners on this forum are jobless kids with rich parents...

[gily25]

I wish I were a "kid" with "rich parents"...A) my knees didn't hurt when I was a kid and B) if my parents weren't rich hopefully I'd have a Cayman instead of payments on a BRZ.

[z3ro]

go get jobs. everyone