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Diode Dynamics · 12-12-2013, 09:37 AM

This thread is beginning to becoming a Daily Chat thread....

Nick C.

sklimo · 12-12-2013, 09:49 AM

Ok so I have learned that we are all lesbians and are all in love with the chick who's a cop.

wrxgoose · 12-12-2013, 10:01 AM

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place.
The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million,
he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!"
The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?"
Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about."
The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!"
The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house."
The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"

The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger."

Liltuffgirl · 12-12-2013, 10:35 AM

Uhh what? I just saw bacon...

BTW turkey bacon > bacon bacon

Dadhawk · 12-12-2013, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Missy

I'm mentally unstable and as soon as they figure that out it'll stop. ...

I'll have to introduce you to MomHawk. I figure she has to be mentally unstable to have hung with me all these years!

OrbitalEllipses · 12-12-2013, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guff

Mentally unstable, eh? Well, have I got the perfect match for you!

CALLING MY GOOD BUDDY, @OrbitalEllipses!!!

And yeah, @Giccin be a mad sexy ho. She got girls and boys suiting on her like she a tailor, mmmmm girl.

...

sklimo · 12-12-2013, 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marchy

i think my boss just ripped ass while talking to me about his breakfast of scrambled eggs and asparagus.

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sklimo · 12-12-2013, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marchy

dildo shift knob huh, nice nice but does the car bring you flowers and chocolate.

LMAO Dildo shift knob or GTFO?????

M-17 · 12-12-2013, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guff

What's going on here guys? Things are getting out of hand!

New people coming in, guys crushing on girls that ain't Giccin, next thing you know, Ichi and I will just be the old men that you youngsters reminisce about...

I never thought I'd become one of those OGs... The ones who come in sparingly to complain, and just ninja mod the rest of the time... But alas, I suppose the times change, as do our priorities...

Ramble, ramble, ramble....

Oh have times changed.

And by the time you're old Guff, Ichi will be in a rocking chair.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guff

Mentally unstable, eh? Well, have I got the perfect match for you!

CALLING MY GOOD BUDDY, @OrbitalEllipses!!!

And yeah, @Giccin be a mad sexy ho. She got girls and boys suiting on her like she a tailor, mmmmm girl.

Orb, mentally unstabel? You don't say.

As for Giccin, she be like

Nevermore · 12-12-2013, 12:05 PM

Having fun with the Honda people, @Luis_GT?

Luis_GT · 12-12-2013, 12:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nevermore

Having fun with the Honda people, @Luis_GT?

Maaaaaaybe

sklimo · 12-12-2013, 12:11 PM

@Luis_GT be like

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Nevermore · 12-12-2013, 12:22 PM

I have seen that image a disturbing number of times on this forum. The number of members that have access to it for quick posting is also a bit unnerving...

OrbitalEllipses · 12-12-2013, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by M-17

Orb, mentally unstabel? You don't say.

Did you go to Top of the Trop/AC this past April? I don't recall if I saw your Legacy or not.

12-12-2013, 09:37 AM	#20791
Diode Dynamics Join Date: Aug 2012 Drives: 2013 Scion FR-S Location: St. Louis, Missouri Posts: 2,770 Thanks: 1,503 Thanked 1,761 Times in 877 Posts Mentioned: 197 Post(s) Tagged: 5 Thread(s)	This thread is beginning to becoming a Daily Chat thread.... Nick C. __________________ John C. Diode Dynamics Follow Us: FB // IG // YT // TikTok

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wrxgoose WUB WUB Join Date: Aug 2012 Drives: 2013 Firestorm Location: Charlotte Posts: 2,788 Thanks: 313 Thanked 1,573 Times in 858 Posts Mentioned: 52 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper of 20 years, Guido, has cheated him out of $10 million. Guido is deaf which is why he got the job in the first place. The Godfather assumed that since Guido could not hear anything, he could never testify in court.When the Godfather goes to confront Guido about his missing $10 million, he takes along his personal lawyer because he knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the money is!" The lawyer, using sign language, asks Guido, "Where's the money?" Guido signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about." The lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are talking about." The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Guido's head and says, "Ask him again or I'll kill him!" The lawyer signs to Guido, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him." Guido trembles and signs back, "OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed at my cousin Bruno's house." The Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?" The lawyer replies, "He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger." __________________ Build thread: http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40850 no more blower power

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Nevermore Wayward Member Join Date: May 2012 Drives: Hot Lava 86 Location: Bust of Pallas Posts: 3,336 Thanks: 1,669 Thanked 2,312 Times in 1,386 Posts Mentioned: 50 Post(s) Tagged: 3 Thread(s)	Having fun with the Honda people, @Luis_GT? __________________

12-12-2013, 12:22 PM	#20803
Nevermore Wayward Member Join Date: May 2012 Drives: Hot Lava 86 Location: Bust of Pallas Posts: 3,336 Thanks: 1,669 Thanked 2,312 Times in 1,386 Posts Mentioned: 50 Post(s) Tagged: 3 Thread(s)	I have seen that image a disturbing number of times on this forum. The number of members that have access to it for quick posting is also a bit unnerving... __________________

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