Random thoughts thread

[Anthony]

Leaving me with alone the Australians again...


This happens every day! It's approximately lunch time here.

[Kelbyat07]

Lol that is crazy, I feel bad for you.

I forgot that you are from Australia. I have a question for you. Have you ever seen this?

[Anthony]

Haha no, I'm not from Australia. I'm from Mississippi but deployed to Asia, which kind of is... very roughly... in generally the same time zones. Not at all really, but much more so than the US.

But to answer your question, no. I have never seen those lol.

[Kelbyat07]

Lol god dammit I keep forgetting that you told me that before. But yeah those cookies are from Australia and they are orgasmic.

[Anthony]

Well, I shall be on the lookout if I ever end up in Australia.

[Luis_GT]

Originally Posted by ichitaka05

How's tq & hp curve difference between 2.5 vs 3?

http://blog.perrinperformance.com/3-...ults-and-tune/

[ichitaka05]

Originally Posted by Luis_GT

http://blog.perrinperformance.com/3-...ults-and-tune/

Hm... Interesting read. Thanks

[bcj]

Originally Posted by Porsche

One of its two feet are both the same.

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon.

Groucho

[M-17]

I sure could use a lot of money right about now. C'mon lottery!

[Nevermore]

Hey, me too. I just recently came up with an idea for modding my FR-S that I'm calling full beast mode.

[sklimo]

Originally Posted by M-17

I sure could use a lot of money right about now. C'mon lottery!

[M-17]

At this rate its gonna take a lot of time and determination to get where I want to be.

C'mon lottery!

[serialk11r]

Originally Posted by sklimo

Attachment 57208

Gold aint a bad investment right now, that's one smart homeless man!

I just put a giant chunk of the money I saved over the past 2 years into the capital markets (I mean casino)...whee

[M-17]

Everything sucks, so here's a joke to lighten up the spirits.

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer: Don’t have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps opens the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Woman: Bet you the lying bastard told you I was speeding, too!