"Come Race Me Bro" Encounters

[monkeedoo]

Originally Posted by executivekoala

Someone tell my why on A FR-S/BRZ forum I see this thread littered with people talking about the finer points of a ss chevy cobalt? WTF? Lets go to the Ferrari forum and talk about 92' Honda accords..

92 hondas cant smoke a ferrari

[Brzetto]

Originally Posted by thill

What is up with Mini drivers and the BRZ?

Within the last 24 hours I have had two douchebag drivers up in my junk...

First one was this morning. On a freeway that is 55mph during morning traffic. I am behind a Mini in the left lane and he is going 50mph with nobody in front of him.. Can't pass him because there is a big construction truck on the right. I am not riding his tail and patiently wait until I can get by him on the right (he refuses to get over). I start to pass him then he starts driving like a bat out of hell to not let me pass on the right. At this point I am rather annoyed and just get by him (going 15 over at this point and slow down) and he finally slows down.. He was a fat guy and must have been in his late 30's early 40's.. Really guy? If you don't want to go the speed limit during rush hour, fine, but get your ass over in the right lane with the Prius drivers and busses...

On the way home I am stuck behind a minivan (but at least she was going right around the speed limit) and some douchebag in a Mini Clubman (which have to be the ugliest Mini's ever made) comes speeding up at a very high rate of speed behind me to the point that he is literally touching my bumper and we are going about 50. Minivan finally turns and I speed up, but he keeps acting like he is going to pass me, and mind you this is now in a 35mph residential area in a no passing lane.. Guy looked like he was in his late 20's and he finally turned..

WTH??

He hit you?!?

[thill]

Originally Posted by Brzetto

He hit you?!?

No, but he was literally about 1" from my bumper. If I had to brake unexpectedly he would have hit me.. I was not happy.. I tried to control my temper and it took everything I had not to follow him and chew his ass out. But I am old enough now to just let these things go...

[Brzetto]

Originally Posted by executivekoala

Someone tell my why on A FR-S/BRZ forum I see this thread littered with people talking about the finer points of a ss chevy cobalt? WTF? Lets go to the Ferrari forum and talk about 92' Honda accords..

That's our resident troll, in his flawed opinion any car is better than the BRZ/FRS. For all we know he may actually go on a Ferrari forum saying how much greater some car he likes is compared to their $200,000 cars. Does the Guinness book have a section on trolling? The Mayans would easily be #1 for the Dec 21 prediction but fatoni might snag the #2 spot if he forgoes eating, sleeping, shitting and showering just to troll every single forum on the internet.

[bcj]

Originally Posted by monkeedoo

92 hondas cant smoke a ferrari

It does if he's in the left lane pacing traffic and the Ferrari is behind him. *cough*

[fatoni]

Originally Posted by Brzetto

That's our resident troll, in his flawed opinion any car is better than the BRZ/FRS. For all we know he may actually go on a Ferrari forum saying how much greater some car he likes is compared to their $200,000 cars. Does the Guinness book have a section on trolling? The Mayans would easily be #1 for the Dec 21 prediction but fatoni might snag the #2 spot if he forgoes eating, sleeping, shitting and showering just to troll every single forum on the internet.

youre pretty clever.

[wrxgoose]

Originally Posted by Brzetto

eating, sleeping, shitting and showering just to troll every single forum on the internet.

the eating and shitting can be done while on a laptop, and if he takes baths, then he could potentially use a laptop.

[Brzetto]

Originally Posted by wrxgoose

the eating and shitting can be done while on a laptop, and if he takes baths, then he could potentially use a laptop.

One hint of water and that laptop is clusterfucked.

[Brzetto]

Originally Posted by fatoni

youre pretty clever.

[KnwsAThngOr2AbutAThngOr2]

Originally Posted by fatoni

youre pretty clever.

Originally Posted by Brzetto

I don't believe he was calling you a fart smeller...






I mean, a "smart feller".

:happy0180:

[Brzetto]

Originally Posted by KnwsAThngOr2AbutAThngOr2

I don't believe he was calling you a fart smeller...






I mean, a "smart feller".

:happy0180:

I'm well aware that I'm a smart ass and I know he meant it sarcastically.

[BadMoon]

This thread sucks.

[executivekoala]

Originally Posted by Brzetto

That's our resident troll, in his flawed opinion any car is better than the BRZ/FRS. For all we know he may actually go on a Ferrari forum saying how much greater some car he likes is compared to their $200,000 cars. Does the Guinness book have a section on trolling? The Mayans would easily be #1 for the Dec 21 prediction but fatoni might snag the #2 spot if he forgoes eating, sleeping, shitting and showering just to troll every single forum on the internet.

I' not gonna flame war with you but as a resident troll thats a bit extreme, I not going around trolling people. What I'm saying is this a "come race me bro" section and half of it is about a colbat ss. If you have a problem feel free to pm me, because I doubt you read any of my posts.

[Brzetto]

Originally Posted by executivekoala

I' not gonna flame war with you but as a resident troll thats a bit extreme, I not going around trolling people. What I'm saying is this a "come race me bro" section and half of it is about a colbat ss. If you have a problem feel free to pm me, because I doubt you read any of my posts.

"I not going to" English? Judging from the fact that you highlighted this specific thread only, you haven't seen his hundreds of others of responses which are clearly meant as an annoyance. Btw mind your own business.