Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Sapphireho]

This is getting so sad.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Oh yea, release her handcuffs every so often.

Last seen on Highway 1.




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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

This is getting so sad.

You telling me!

I had just read @Leonardo 's post, when I looked over and saw my toddler granddaughter cutting out things with her plastic scissors.

Yes, it was her day off too -


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[Leonardo]

Originally Posted by humfrz

You telling me!

I had just read @Leonardo 's post, when I looked over and saw my toddler granddaughter cutting out things with her plastic scissors.

Yes, it was her day off too -


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[EAGLE5]

I mounted the on-demand water heater on the outside of the building. That gets rid of the need for a bigger flu and all that garbage. We did, however, have to run a propane line across the entire property.

[humfrz]

Water heater update.

OK, here's how it went down.

No hot water this morning - mrs humfrz was pissed because she missed washing her face in warm water - now THAT set the stage (unhappy wife).

So, I unbury the entrance to the hot water heater closet and take a look. Water running out of the bottom of the unit. Turn off the water and stick a bucket under it.

I get on the phone to Sears just as the three granddaughters are being dropped off for me to take the two older ones to school. I disconnected the call.

Got back on the phone after the school run (today was a half day - more on that later). I get hooked up with this soft spoken girl from India or Pakistan that doesn't speak hillbilly worth a damn.

She is trying to sell me a home warranty - I can't hardly hear her and I'm getting steamed. So, I cave in and OK the home warranty - just fix my fucking hot water heater!

Service rep was scheduled to arrive from between 12 and 5 (today - FRIDAY). The rep arrived at 12:15 to assess the situation. I (somebody) had to leave at NLT 12:30 to pick up the girls from school. I sent mrs humfrz to pick up the two older girls. THAT pissed her off since she didn't have any hot water to wash up.

So, she bolted out the door, leaving the screaming toddler with me. The rep said I needed a new hot water heater (daaaaa) and said he would have to order it.

To be continued -



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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Mine is now.

Very close!


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by jsimon7777

I mounted the on-demand water heater on the outside of the building. That gets rid of the need for a bigger flu and all that garbage. We did, however, have to run a propane line across the entire property.

Now WHAT could go wrong there ? -


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[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

FU




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[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Might need to be an apology letter though.

Yeah. Even better.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

So, I cave in and OK the home warranty

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo....

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[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Spuds

I once made my now-wife throw up by driving too quickly. I'll never be allowed to forget it...

Reminds me of the time me and Mrs. Ho were going to dinner in Los Gatos. I was taking the clover leaf from 87 to 17 pretty fast and the last quarter of it I punched it. Car went sideways as we few on to hwy 17. I've never heard such dirty words come out of my wife's mouth. I was laughing, she wasnt. I promised her I wouldn't do that again.

I always ask how she is doing on our drives and slow down. I can tell when she is starting to pucker.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Just keep a barf bag in your glove box. Write a love note on it.

My wife would complain about feeling sick sometimes, so one time I stole the barf bag from a business flight i had coming back from Seattle and put it in the bottle holder in the passenger door. We were going for a drive and she got in, saw the bag, looks at me and says, "You think you are so funny, don't you!"