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All things Canadian are confusing. They ride mooses instead of horses. They wear big hats but they're not cowboys. Everybody plays hockey instead of baseball. They drive on the wrong side of the road. They say aboot instead of about, and when they're talking about boots, they say about. All they eat is maple syrup, except when having pancakes and waffles, which they eat with Marmite. They drive cars that have been crossbred with pickup trucks, called utes. They have kangaroos and koalas for pets. All their women are named Keitha. Lastly, they're Australian.
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