Ask a guy who showers 3-4 times a week anything
 

I am being DEAD serious. i only shower 3-4 times a week and i am physically active/workout.

i always shower after my workout and only workout 3 times a week.

so lets say i workout monday, wed, and friday, the rest of those days i dont shower.

and do you want to know the crazy part? i dont smell at all. i am a server at a restaurant and chicks hug and flirt with me ALL the time.... im am not fking with you.

want to know my secret?

start eating healthy and organic. eliminate too much red meat (i love red meat, but i limit it) and processed foods. drink MORE water. dont drink soda or other sugary drinks and food. eat MORE vegetables and fruit. the more veggies you eat, the better you will smell.

start your morning with a green smoothie. here is an example (bananas, spinach, cilantro), and then mix it up everyday with different fruits and veggies.



i used to smell like fking sh!t back in high school due to eating too much junk food. there is a saying "you are what you eat".

ps: i am NOT a skinny liberal hippy vegan... i still eat meat, beans, and rice.

Do you fart a lot? do they smell?

Organic food.

Imagine if that actually existed.

i rarely fart bro. back in high school, i was farting and burping every hour, srs.

junk food and red meat gives you leaky gut/gas.

and yes, my fart still smells sometimes, but it isnt THAT bad.

just wondering because all that fiber. Do your poops stink? how many times a day? what color is it? well formed?

poop doesnt smell too bad. i poop like 3-4 times a day. light brown color and sometimes dark. and the way it looks varies from small logs to peanut butter texture.

if i eat alot of leafy greens, my poop will have a slight green color.

DYEL?

WTF???? You know what an alternative is to not smelling like shit? Good hygiene (showering daily).

sink or float? king size chocolate or fun size/mini size?

lol, are you trolling me?

Unsolicited testimonials, yeah, always appreciated....

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This thread is awesome :P

sink or float? density matters.

Nope! The only quality you left out of your....descriptive visualization of your feces was the boyancy ratio calculated as sink:float percentage.

All food is organic (except maybe Taco Bell since who knows what that shit is made of)

So's arsenic.

edit* sink or float?

HMMMMM seems to me that last time there was a thread like this it didn't go well for a bunch of people.

Proceed with caution those that choose to remain!




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this is what i was thinking...i read the title of this thread and had to click it....i did not know i was jumping into a 6th grade p.e locker room convo about shit sizes and colors...i get that its off topic but wow... out of pocket no?

sink.

You smell like donkey. Please dont go to my gym.

bro, i dont smell. if i smelled, the babes at my work would even get near me.

everytime i arrive at work, they run up to me and hug me. im not fking with you.

try this for a month or two, i guarantee you, that you will see results.

thanks bro

3-4 drops a day is healthy. good digestive system.
color, texture seems good, should be like sweet potatoes/yams for texture.
density, it should float, I think you need more fiber, less fruity sugars.
good to mix try to vary the colors of your diet, greens in addition to other colors.

Instead of asking you about your secret...

I shall breakdown your user handle..."dragonboy221"

dragon
/ˈdræɡən/
noun
1.
a mythical monster usually represented as breathing fire and having a scaly reptilian body, wings, claws, and a long tail
2.
(informal) a fierce or intractable person, esp a woman
3.
any of various very large lizards, esp the Komodo dragon

boy
[boi]
noun
1.
a male child, from birth to full growth, especially one less than 18 years of age.
2.
a young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc.
3.
Informal. a grown man, especially when referred to familiarly:
He liked to play poker with the boys.
4.
a son:
Sam's oldest boy is helping him in the business.
5.
a male who is from or native to a given place.
6.
boys, (used with a singular or plural verb)
a range of sizes from 8 to 20 in garments made for boys.
a garment in this size range.
the department or section of a store where these garments are sold.
7.
boys, military personnel, especially combat soldiers:
Support the boys overseas.

221 which is a number.

Probably references you date of birth or something similar.

Generally when on a forum handle...a "name"+number means that you handle was not original and had to add a number to get it not to directly copy someone elses' handle. On a forum this large it is forgivable. But I would not take advice from a "Name"+random number

So...lets just focus at into those definitions...

Are you...

1.
a mythical monster usually represented as breathing fire and having a scaly reptilian body, wings, claws, and a long tail
2.
(informal) a fierce or intractable person, esp a woman.

Plus....

1.
a male child, from birth to full growth, especially one less than 18 years of age.
2.
a young man who lacks maturity, judgment, etc.

Plus....

An unoriginal D-Bag who has to add a number to your handle so it is accepted?


So are you a stinky lizard that has scaly skin due to not showering? Are you a fire-breathing lizard (aka bad breath) because you have bad hygiene?

Are you an immature male child who for some reason thinks any of us give a fuck about how many showers you take a week? How often you work-out a week?

Or is your forum handle just misleading?

if you can, get some ph pool strips and check the ph ballance of your sweat, that is one reason why sweat stinks, unbalanced ph. certain foods will upset the balance. also get some salt in your diet.

Do you have pictures? I just want to make sure mine look the same.

Tell me about your workout, intensity, time, what you do, anaerobic exercise and aerobic exercise.

I don't think I'm doing it right.
I eat from my sustainable garden, shower once every week (I don't use soap, that shit is unnecessary) and put my jeans in the freezer instead of washing them and my turds don't look anywhere near how you're describing.

















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@Atropine wins. i was going to point out your ridiculous name, the fact that you dont know what you drive or where you live, and that you have 20 posts. hope you killed a few good hours at work with your troll job. lord knows @Tcoat loves any excuse to smirk as he posts very accurate and related memes at your expense.

This is probably the weirdest thread I have read.

Agree. Was quite the read at work tho.

i do bodybuilding.

3 day split

chest/arms

legs/abs

back/shoulders

i also burn a shit load of calories when i work. there's alot of running around. im usually drenched in sweat at the end of my shift

I can ask you anything?
Why did you start this thread? And I would appreciate it if you spent some time in quiet introspection before answering.

OP is 16yo with no job and no babes just an ego and a computer.

Tell me dragonboy, what would be a better turbo for my skyline, a galo12 or galo24?

Shitting 3-4 times will make your underwear stink.
The poop always sink in those times?

I am a firm believer of healthy eating (pure organic paleo vegan here, pm me with vegan advice, ill text you daily tips) but I take one more step further to eliminate negative energies and toxins from my body.
Pure aluminum material headgear. What's great about this is, you can make this at home using household sheets of aluminum, form it in to a "hat" and place it on our head to protect our organic brain.
There are unhealthy wavelengths flying all over us, penetrating our organic brain which causes many diseases. and the government knows this!
Only organic food products and aluminum head protective shield will protect us, and women dig proactive men.