The Never-Ending Story
 

Bored at work and counting down the minutes.
This probably won't catch on, but I'm bored.

So here's the deal. I'm sure you've all done this in school, but I start the story. Then the it just continues from there.

Here it goes:

Johnny woke up and started his day like any other day. He ate breakfast and then made sure he had everything before kissing his mother good bye and leaving to the bus stop.....

where he promptly stole the waiting bus while the driver was using the bathroom in the nearest Tim Hortons.....

..where he unintentionally hopped onto a different bus...the bang bus...and they were shooting new episodes starring japanese porn stars
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then saw his mom on the bus banging 15 Japanese guys and 1 black guy all at once

Then a horn sounded, and they all stopped and had tea and scones.

then they all got more scones and shoved it in Johnny's mothers ass

After witnessing this terrible act of humiliation, He decides he has seen enough, and promptly exits the bang bus.

With a raging boner still..he goes into a closeby korean grocery store, gets lucky with a hot korean cashier girl to go with him to the bathroom and cream pies all up inside her vagine. Then figures he is hungry and buys some premarinated korean bbq, kalbi and bulgogi to grill up back home.

Little did Johnny know, that would turn out to be his last meal.

..that he ever buys from that rickety old Korean grocery store.

...and as he's walking home from the korean grocery store...he just noticed and is wondering why there is cream pie inside HIM...especially when he creampied inside the korean girl. And he just faintly remembered that that 1 black guy inside the bangbus was on top of him when he woke up after a quick nap inside the bus.

and then he goes back to the Korean store and kindly asks the Korean girl if she will eat that creampie out of his butt

Satisfied with his anal accomplishment, he decides nothing could be better in life except being an astronaut. He goes into the store and convinces everyone to buy chewing gum and blow a giant bubble together, holding hands and floating into space.

...the korean girl also participated in blowing the giant bubblegum bubble together, forgetting there was still gobs of jizz in her mouth, and filled the giant bubble with a good amount of the man juice. The bubble couldn't hold for very long and exploded, releasing cum rain in the air and all over everyone's faces...

Johnny is curious why he can't escape the cum from earlier in the day, so he collects all the cum rain and puts it into buckets

His right hand whiteknuckled holding the buckets as his left frantically searches for the BRZ keyfob to open the boot. Mind racing with thoughts of wasting a drop of precious juice Johnnie hoists the rusty containers onto the bootlid. Suddenly,

Johnny hears a scream in the distance. He runs towards the howl, and as he turns the corner he sees that George Clooney has been murdered. Johnny frantically looks around for clues but the only thing he spots is..

..juice up Clooney's butt from the same monstrous black penis that Johnny had up his butt earlier. So he gets a hose and siphons the precious juice from Clooney's butt to add to his bucket.

Clooney gets really pissed off and starts chasing Johnny down the street. Johnny's buckets are splashing. Clooney dives at Johnny…..

... and as Clooney dives at Johnny, football player Ray Lewis tackles George Clooney down and admits he is the one with the monstrous black penis leaving massive creampies everywhere. But as Ray makes his annoucement...

he realizes that George Clooney should be dead, so tells Johnny to.....

...go to albertos and get burritos for everyone. Because everyone is tired and needs a break from all the pumping of man juice up each others' anuses. So he goes to albertos, and instead of ordering carne asada or al pastor or carnitas, as he usually does...he gets a bunch of shredded chx burritos for everyone..customized with added rice and cheese. He though the juicy stewed chx would be good for a change of pace...juicy with the spicy tomato sauce.

Little did he realise that that guy that sold him the chx burritos (wtf are they???) had just broken up with his gay hamster and in a moment of sheer depression/rage at the world had laced the burritos with the world's hottest chillis. Jonny didn't know that he only had 40 seconds to go before he started shitting...

30 sec

20 seconds

10 seconds

before he started shitting...a technicolour dinosaur with Dolby Surround Sound driving a '64 AC Cobra. The dinosaur was quick to exit the bloody scene but left a trail of intestines. The police dogs were quick on the trail, sniffing each other's butts while doing the foxtrot to ABBA. Mean while , little Johnny was feeling kinda queasy with his guts hanging out his ass. He wandered into Walmart to pick up a soldering iron so he could patch himself up. He was lucky to find the last Barbie Doll sponsored soldering iron but he wasn't sure how it would look with a Barbie Doll shoved up his ring. *Sniff sniff*. What's that smell? It's the smell of singed hair crossed with melting plastic and vaseline. He could feel Barbie's taut firm shapely plastic breasts pushing up against his nut sack. "I really should have left those cashews at home" he thought to himself.

So he ended up buying more cashews anyway. While going to the check out, he saw some buckets. His addiction to buckets made him buy 10. Now he needs to fill them up with cum. "But where?" he thinks to himself.

A brilliant idea popped in his head. Those gross/clean fuckers will fill his buckets