Vehicle pet peeves? - Page 12 - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

Dadhawk · 05-07-2015, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

The little gem I posted above is probably the least graphic picture of the results of feet on the dash during a crash.

Honestly I had no idea what that was a picture of...now I figured it out.

rucfj159 · 05-07-2015, 11:19 PM

motherfucking crayons in the motherfucking backseat, or i guess a blob of used to be crayons in the backseat.

Eski · 05-08-2015, 12:22 AM

Murphies Law applies to me,
washed my car yesterday.. rains today.

themadscientist · 05-08-2015, 06:19 AM

Other people in general.

Don't lean on my car, don't peek in my windows, don't touch it, just, fucking don't. Go over there you sweaty, sticky, key-swinging jackass and FAP to it at a distance.

Oh yeah, lady, yes, I know you own a vagina and yes I am keenly aware that many of them are enjoyable to fuck, but if you don't want your feelings hurt don't assume that those things combined with your subtle or not so subtle as the case may be suggestions that letting you ride in the car will open your legs will get you what you want.

It's insulting to me as a man to think that I would be so easily manipulated or to suggest that your snatch is more exciting than my car. It isn't; I guarantee you, even though I can drive both pretty well.

It's also insulting to your gender to perpetuate the social stereotype that you must exchange favors for gifts. Show me you know what it is, that you have a genuine appreciation for it and ask like human being with a modicum of self esteem. Real ladies are always respected.

If you call it cute, though, I'm going to toss you out.

Tcoat · 05-08-2015, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by themadscientist

Oh yeah, lady, yes, I know you own a vagina and yes I am keenly aware that many of them are enjoyable to fuck, but if you don't want your feelings hurt don't assume that those things combined with your subtle or not so subtle as the case may be suggestions that letting you ride in the car will open your legs will get you what you want.

It's insulting to me as a man to think that I would be so easily manipulated or to suggest that your snatch is more exciting than my car. It isn't; I guarantee you, even though I can drive both pretty well.

It's also insulting to your gender to perpetuate the social stereotype that you must exchange favors for gifts. Show me you know what it is, that you have a genuine appreciation for it and ask like human being with a modicum of self esteem. Real ladies are always respected.

.

There are guys here that would kill to have this issue!
Sure it is the car and not your stunning good looks and sparkling personality?

cdrazic93 · 05-08-2015, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by rucfj159

motherfucking crayons in the motherfucking backseat, or i guess a blob of used to be crayons in the backseat.

Motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking car!

Tcoat · 05-08-2015, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by cdrazic93

Motherfucking snakes in this motherfucking car!

rucfj159 · 05-08-2015, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by themadscientist

If you call it cute, though, I'm going to toss you out.

My mom called it cute, but i gave her a free pass.
everybody gets one.

themadscientist · 05-08-2015, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

There are guys here that would kill to have this issue!
Sure it is the car and not your stunning good looks and sparkling personality?

More like this.

Packofcrows · 05-18-2015, 03:22 AM

Hate it when my gf's neighbor comes over to look at me popping thew hood to clean engine with her pressure hose. He then says, "why don't you add Subaru badges since it has Subaru all over the car written?," as he points at the stickers that say Subaru under the hood and chassis. Then he gets his 30 something son to come over and both laugh as they ask me if I know what rice is... this has happened three times now! Goddamnit! Don't they know they've told me this twice before?

Must remember to have dash cam on next time.

Also, hate it when rubber necks driving next to you slowly creep onto your lane to take a look at the car. grrrr im gonna end up getting hit by them one day!

Lastly, hate when my neighbor's kid who has just graduated from H.S. and received a Mazda6 tries to race in in the Highway by tailgating me and yelling at me to race, but will not chase me down a rural paved road full of curves.

Gnight guys. This has taken me like 15min to post. Too much wine.,

soulreapersteve · 05-18-2015, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Packofcrows

Lastly, hate when my neighbor's kid who has just graduated from H.S. and received a Mazda6 tries to race in in the Highway by tailgating me and yelling at me to race, but will not chase me down a rural paved road full of curves.

Gnight guys. This has taken me like 15min to post. Too much wine.,

You should brake check him next time he tries to do that :P That'll say "fuck off".

echo419 · 05-18-2015, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

You should brake check him next time he tries to do that :P That'll say "fuck off".

that's probably my favorite thing to do to a$$holes on the hwy. that or just drop it a gear without hitting the brakes. the look on their faces is always priceless.

pushrod · 05-18-2015, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

You should brake check him next time he tries to do that :P That'll say "fuck off".

Funny, brake checking is one of MY pet peeves. I used to do it until I nearly caused a giant f***ing accident on the freeway.

DarkSunrise · 05-18-2015, 11:08 AM

Slow moving cars that speed up when you change lanes to pass them.

05-08-2015, 12:22 AM	#157
Eski Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2014 Drives: '15 Brz Series Blue Location: Livermore, CA Posts: 541 Thanks: 270 Thanked 344 Times in 186 Posts Mentioned: 2 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Murphies Law applies to me, washed my car yesterday.. rains today. __________________ "Listen, smile, agree and then do whatever the fuck you were going to do anyway." -Robert Downey Jr.

05-18-2015, 03:22 AM	#164
Packofcrows hey you, yeah you <3 Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: 2014 37J FR-S Location: Monterey County, CA Posts: 2,713 Thanks: 905 Thanked 1,257 Times in 809 Posts Mentioned: 38 Post(s) Tagged: 3 Thread(s)	Hate it when my gf's neighbor comes over to look at me popping thew hood to clean engine with her pressure hose. He then says, "why don't you add Subaru badges since it has Subaru all over the car written?," as he points at the stickers that say Subaru under the hood and chassis. Then he gets his 30 something son to come over and both laugh as they ask me if I know what rice is... this has happened three times now! Goddamnit! Don't they know they've told me this twice before? Must remember to have dash cam on next time. Also, hate it when rubber necks driving next to you slowly creep onto your lane to take a look at the car. grrrr im gonna end up getting hit by them one day! Lastly, hate when my neighbor's kid who has just graduated from H.S. and received a Mazda6 tries to race in in the Highway by tailgating me and yelling at me to race, but will not chase me down a rural paved road full of curves. Gnight guys. This has taken me like 15min to post. Too much wine., __________________ Got my TRD wheels and TRD louvers. Thanks!!!

05-18-2015, 11:08 AM	#168
DarkSunrise Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Drives: 22 BRZ (Previously 13 FR-S) Location: USA Posts: 5,792 Thanks: 2,161 Thanked 4,238 Times in 2,218 Posts Mentioned: 48 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	Slow moving cars that speed up when you change lanes to pass them. __________________ "Never run out of real estate, traction, and ideas at the same time." 2022 BRZ Build 2013 FR-S Build

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themadscientist Hotlink Terrorist Join Date: Nov 2014 Drives: 2015 WRB BRZ Spec S Location: "Dirty South" Japan Posts: 2,077 Thanks: 1,525 Thanked 2,624 Times in 1,196 Posts Mentioned: 12 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Other people in general. Don't lean on my car, don't peek in my windows, don't touch it, just, fucking don't. Go over there you sweaty, sticky, key-swinging jackass and FAP to it at a distance. Oh yeah, lady, yes, I know you own a vagina and yes I am keenly aware that many of them are enjoyable to fuck, but if you don't want your feelings hurt don't assume that those things combined with your subtle or not so subtle as the case may be suggestions that letting you ride in the car will open your legs will get you what you want. It's insulting to me as a man to think that I would be so easily manipulated or to suggest that your snatch is more exciting than my car. It isn't; I guarantee you, even though I can drive both pretty well. It's also insulting to your gender to perpetuate the social stereotype that you must exchange favors for gifts. Show me you know what it is, that you have a genuine appreciation for it and ask like human being with a modicum of self esteem. Real ladies are always respected. If you call it cute, though, I'm going to toss you out.

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