Random thoughts thread - Page 1742 - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

Ultramaroon · 10-25-2014, 01:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Canehda

I got to pull out the best line in the book today

>Get pulled over because my car is loud as f*** and my varex muffler wouldn't close
Officer: "Your car is a little loud there sir, does you car have both cats installed"
Me: "Actually officer my cats (actually my gf's) are in the trunk!, would you like to see them?
-Officer looks confused but says ok and we go to my trunk where I open it up to expose my gf's two cats in their crates
Me: "See officer there are the primary and secondary cats"

In the end i got a $130 ticket, but it was worth it

Comedy gold. I agree. Totally worth it. Bonus would have been a laugh from the cop but not necessary.

Canehda · 10-25-2014, 01:54 AM

While I'm here I'd like to point out that just because my last two comments thoughts/stories had to do with condoms and cats doesn't mean that they are in any way related or were used together. Just Saying.

Tcoat · 10-25-2014, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Canehda

While I'm here I'd like to point out that just because my last two comments thoughts/stories had to do with condoms and cats doesn't mean that they are in any way related or were used together. Just Saying.

Hadn't noticed but now that you mention it...
Just be very carful what your next comment/thought/story is or it could go sideways fast!

Anorax · 10-25-2014, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Canehda

I'm pretty sure the Mods just had to delete 4 pages of spam so the page numbers are all effed up

But... I can't move past the page? I.. uh.. fsck.

Oh.. Last page is last page that isn't last page.. I'm good now. Walking back in the black. Thanks!

Ultramaroon · 10-25-2014, 02:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Canehda

While I'm here I'd like to point out that just because my last two comments thoughts/stories had to do with condoms and cats doesn't mean that they are in any way related or were used together. Just Saying.

Here, you need some pu55y.

Tcoat · 10-25-2014, 02:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Here, you need some pu55y.

and if that doesn't do it for you here is some drunkn' beaver!

Canehda · 10-25-2014, 02:19 AM

I heard that to become prime minister you have to shag a beaver covered in maple syrup while drinking a Canadian and listening to Celine Dion.

Tcoat · 10-25-2014, 02:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Canehda

I heard that to become prime minister you have to shag a beaver covered in maple syrup while drinking a Canadian and listening to Celine Dion.

Well you do have to be riding a moose, through the maple orchards and eating poutine but the Celine Dion thing is just cruel and unusual punishment and was banned a couple of years back!

Canehda · 10-25-2014, 03:14 AM

Wait did I say Beaver? I meant bieber

Anorax · 10-25-2014, 03:41 AM

Can I stop waking? (Nobody call 911. Seriously, drop the phone) Fucking lifers.

Tcoat · 10-25-2014, 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Canehda

Wait did I say Beaver? I meant bieber

Well as far as we know the only one to shag a Bieber is a Gomez!

Tcoat · 10-25-2014, 03:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Anorax

Can I stop waking? (Nobody call 911. Seriously, drop the phone) Fucking lifers.

?????????????????????????????????????????????

Anorax · 10-25-2014, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Tcoat

?????????????????????????????????????????????

? spelled backwards and upside down is ¿

¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿¿

Did I misinterpret random thoughts?

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Tcoat · 10-25-2014, 04:06 AM

Anorax
Not only did you not misinterpret I applaud you!
It was such an incredibly random thought that you totally baffled me and contrary to what some people on here may think I am not usually easily baffled.
Well played Sir, well played!

10-25-2014, 01:54 AM	#24376
Canehda poverty cause racecar Join Date: Oct 2013 Drives: Subaru BRZ JRSC'd Location: Mississauga, Canada Posts: 792 Thanks: 154 Thanked 433 Times in 250 Posts Mentioned: 19 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	While I'm here I'd like to point out that just because my last two comments thoughts/stories had to do with condoms and cats doesn't mean that they are in any way related or were used together. Just Saying. Last edited by Canehda; 10-25-2014 at 01:56 AM. Reason: y u do dis autocorrect

10-25-2014, 04:06 AM	#24388
Tcoat Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2014 Drives: 2020 Hakone Location: London, Ont Posts: 69,846 Thanks: 61,656 Thanked 108,283 Times in 46,456 Posts Mentioned: 2494 Post(s) Tagged: 50 Thread(s)	Anorax Not only did you not misinterpret I applaud you! It was such an incredibly random thought that you totally baffled me and contrary to what some people on here may think I am not usually easily baffled. Well played Sir, well played! __________________ Racecar spelled backwards is Racecar, because Racecar.

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Canehda poverty cause racecar Join Date: Oct 2013 Drives: Subaru BRZ JRSC'd Location: Mississauga, Canada Posts: 792 Thanks: 154 Thanked 433 Times in 250 Posts Mentioned: 19 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	I heard that to become prime minister you have to shag a beaver covered in maple syrup while drinking a Canadian and listening to Celine Dion.

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