Official Meme Thread. [NO POLITICS]

[NoHaveMSG]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Yeah my 1974 Lincoln Mark IV has it too. I still haven't figured out where the horn is.

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[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

It's also almost 6k lbs and 19+ft long so I don't really have to communicate anything lol.

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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Yeah my 1974 Lincoln Mark IV has it too. I still haven't figured out where the horn is.

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I have little doubt you are joking but just in case...
Either side of the crossbar in the steering wheel. If that doesn't work it is broked.

[soundman98]

Originally Posted by WildCard600

Dimmer switch.

fun fact, my drivers-ed book in 2003 beat it into us how to use that switch. there was an entire section on the test for proper high beam etiquette where the only right answer was "the foot switch"

so i know what it does, how it works, and where it is, but never drove a car with one...

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by soundman98

fun fact, my drivers-ed book in 2003 beat it into us how to use that switch. there was an entire section on the test for proper high beam etiquette where the only right answer was "the foot switch"

so i know what it does, how it works, and where it is, but never drove a car with one...

Well, that dates you ...... or doesn't -

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by soundman98

fun fact, my drivers-ed book in 2003 beat it into us how to use that switch. there was an entire section on the test for proper high beam etiquette where the only right answer was "the foot switch"

so i know what it does, how it works, and where it is, but never drove a car with one...

??????

[Tcoat]

[ls1ac]

I will bet that a foot starter switch would make a great theft deterrent.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by ls1ac

I will bet that a foot starter switch would make a great theft deterrent.

Or it could backfire -

Back on the farm, I got to park my 1948 Chevrolet in the one car garage which was attached to the farmhouse. Why? Because the newer cars wouldn't fit because they were too long. Mine would barely fit by pulling under an overhang in the garage.

Now, my pristine chevy had a complete, pristine grill. One fine day my mother asked me if it was OK to use my car to drive into town. Of course, I said OK. She got behind the wheel and I opened the garage doors for her.

I heard the starter engage then a LOUD crash.

Of course my finely tuned car started right up and lurched forward smashing the grill into the shelf, that was just above the bumper guards.

My mother had pushed the floor starter, but hadn't pushed in the clutch first and the car was in gear. -

Oh, well, she felt really bad. The next day I went to the junk yard and got two headlights and rims and some grill pieces .... but, never did find another vertical grill piece.

THE END

[WildCard600]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Or it could backfire -

Back on the farm, I got to park my 1948 Chevrolet in the one car garage which was attached to the farmhouse. Why? Because the newer cars wouldn't fit because they were too long. Mine would barely fit by pulling under an overhang in the garage.

Now, my pristine chevy had a complete, pristine grill. One fine day my mother asked me if it was OK to use my car to drive into town. Of course, I said OK. She got behind the wheel and I opened the garage doors for her.

I heard the starter engage then a LOUD crash.

Of course my finely tuned car started right up and lurched forward smashing the grill into the shelf, that was just above the bumper guards.

My mother had pushed the floor starter, but hadn't pushed in the clutch first and the car was in gear. -

Oh, well, she felt really bad. The next day I went to the junk yard and got two headlights and rims and some grill pieces .... but, never did find another vertical grill piece.

THE END

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[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I have little doubt you are joking but just in case...

Either side of the crossbar in the steering wheel. If that doesn't work it is broked.

broked

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[Stephen W.]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

That should read Billy Gibstop.


And speaking of ZZ Top... I always thought Frank Beard should change his name to Frank Stubble as that's all he's ever had.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Stephen W.

That should read Billy Gibstop.


And speaking of ZZ Top... I always thought Frank Beard should change his name to Frank Stubble as that's all he's ever had.

[Tcoat]