Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Man I'm F'ed. All this happens to me and I'm not even 30 yet.

Oh, not to worry about on down the road, just have your SS and retirement checks auto deposited and your bills auto paid. You will go to the grocery store when you get hungry -


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[JD001]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I'm not sure - I'm still sitting in my car wondering why I was going anywhere - but, it usually comes to me when I start driving down the road -

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What happens if you have more than one road to drive down?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by JD001

What happens if you have more than one road to drive down?

Well, after you recall where you were going, if you were going the wrong way - turn around and just call it taking the long way, because you like driving your car -


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[Spuds]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, not to worry about on down the road, just have your SS and retirement checks auto deposited and your bills auto paid. You will go to the grocery store when you get hungry -


humfrz

Lol you think I'll get SS or retirement checks.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Lol you think I'll get SS or retirement checks.

Oh, OK, how about auto withdraws from your 401K and your stock dividends -


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[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

This is the degeneration pathway:

first you pick up the wrong car keys and try to start the other car

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The other day I'm leaving for work and I'm standing next to the twin in the driveway, pressing the unlock button on the remote. I hear something unlocking, but the door is still locked? WTF? I do it about 2 more times before I realize I have the truck keys in my hand.


So I look around to see if any of the neighbors are watching, walk over to the truck and go to work.

[spike021]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

The other day I'm leaving for work and I'm standing next to the twin in the driveway, pressing the unlock button on the remote. I hear something unlocking, but the door is still locked? WTF? I do it about 2 more times before I realize I have the truck keys in my hand.


So I look around to see if any of the neighbors are watching, walk over to the truck and go to work.

Almost time for retirement, eh?

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by JD001

You're imagining things..

Jesus, that's not even on humfrz' list.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

The other day I'm leaving for work and I'm standing next to the twin in the driveway, pressing the unlock button on the remote. I hear something unlocking, but the door is still locked? WTF? I do it about 2 more times before I realize I have the truck keys in my hand.


So I look around to see if any of the neighbors are watching, walk over to the truck and go to work.

Brings to mind a suggestion:

Tape a picture of the vehicle under the hook on the board where you keep the key for THAT vehicle.

Heads up, after you retire, you will have to devise a reminder not to drive into town with your house slippers on -


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[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Jesus, that's not even on humfrz' list.

Oh, that's on a whole different level -


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[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, that's on a whole different level -


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[Leonardo]

Friday... My holiday was good. It was Christmas #16 with my wife. We have now spent three by ourselves. One in each house we have lived at. It was nice to not have to drive hundreds of miles this year. (we never take the FR-S anyway...)


I got her a NANOLEAF Rhythm and 21 expansion panels. It is a really fun light to play with. The app works great too!


https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...9&&FORM=VRDGAR


Hope everyone else had a fun / safe / fulfilling holiday!

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Brings to mind a suggestion:

Tape a picture of the vehicle under the hook on the board where you keep the key for THAT vehicle.

Heads up, after you retire, you will have to devise a reminder not to drive into town with your house slippers on -

humfrz

Every car I have has it's own keychain with nothing but a car key (and fob if applicable) and a house key. Got in that habit with the old ignition units that didn't like if you had a big heavy set of keys hanging on them. Each one looks totally different. I was just having a senior moment.


And if the weather is good, what is wrong with slippers?

[ScoobsMcGee]

Thank you to everyone who has ever posted in the meme and gif threads for helping me to get through yet another family holiday.