Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[bcj]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Yeah.

Wasn't even there either.

[Tcoat]

Ok, so my wife is watching this movie called Santa Baby. The plot is that Santa's daughter has come to the north pole to increase productivity or something along those lines.
Now I am having an issue wrapping my head around something.
Santa and Mrs Claus appear to be in their mid 60s.
It is said they are actually 800 years old.
Their daughter Merry looks to be about 30.
She meets up with her old prom date who also appears to be about 30.
So...
Did they have Merry when they were 770 years old?
Did they still look the way they do now when she was born?
Have Santa and Mrs Claus watched several hundred of their children grow up and die of old age over the centuries?
Is Merry actually an only child that is really several hundred years old?
If so how did she look when she went to prom with her boyfriend?
If she ages like her parents and she marries him will she watch him grow old and die?
Would any kids they have live normal life spans, live for hundreds of years or something in between?

I need answers damnit!

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Oh, just consider yourself lucky, that I didn't mention another gambling place I've visited .......


humfrz

Let's see how she does in Reno before bringing that up. OK?

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by bcj

Yeah.

Wasn't even there either.

[bcj]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

I need answers damnit!

nope
you're on your own with that one.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Now, THAT would be even easier ....... just plug up the drain pipes and flood the flat roof .......


humfrz

Just neglect the swamp cooler for a few minutes.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Never been there in my life.
When my wife and I were having breakfast with @humfrz on our trip there he said it was a good place to go if you liked casinos. My wife grabbed that comment like a bear trap.
The next thing I knew she had booked a trip. Since we (well she) actually made money on our PNW trip I could hardly say no. Then Ultra's wife and mine plotted against us and they were joining us.

Well, Humfrz probably remembers the Reno strip from 30 years ago. It was awesome, but in the last couple decades the California Indian casino boom really took the business. I think there is only Circus Circus, Harrahs, Silver Legacy and maybe one other on the old strip. It has changed a lot over the years. Let me know what you think.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Well, Humfrz probably remembers the Reno strip from 30 years ago. It was awesome, but in the last couple decades the California Indian casino boom really took the business. I think there is only Circus Circus, Harrahs, Silver Legacy and maybe one other on the old strip. It has changed a lot over the years. Let me know what you think.

As long as there is just one good casino my wife will be happy. I personally could not care less how many there are. There are about 7 on the map so she will find one she likes. At least it isn't Vegas again.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Btw @Tcoat and @Ultramaroon, when was the last time you were in Reno?

Oh, my, I hope they aren't disappointed ....... Reno has probably changed since the last time I was there .......


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Well, I would like to have one of those girls as a date ...... if I was in a bar and got into a fight ......


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Ok, so my wife is watching this movie called Santa Baby. The plot is that Santa's daughter has come to the north pole to increase productivity or something along those lines.
Now I am having an issue wrapping my head around something.
Santa and Mrs Claus appear to be in their mid 60s.
It is said they are actually 800 years old.
Their daughter Merry looks to be about 30.
She meets up with her old prom date who also appears to be about 30.
So...
Did they have Merry when they were 770 years old?
Did they still look the way they do now when she was born?
Have Santa and Mrs Claus watched several hundred of their children grow up and die of old age over the centuries?
Is Merry actually an only child that is really several hundred years old?
If so how did she look when she went to prom with her boyfriend?
If she ages like her parents and she marries him will she watch him grow old and die?
Would any kids they have live normal life spans, live for hundreds of years or something in between?

I need answers damnit!

You've spent too much time with @Ultramaroon ....... and you're starten to overthink things .......



humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

As long as there is just one good casino my wife will be happy. I personally could not care less how many there are. There are about 7 on the map so she will find one she likes. At least it isn't Vegas again.

Just think of all those craft stores and antique shops we won't have to visit. I'm so happy I could almost cry.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

As long as there is just one good casino my wife will be happy. I personally could not care less how many there are. There are about 7 on the map so she will find one she likes. At least it isn't Vegas again.

No, it's not vegas. I was at circus circus and silver legacy in October and they are putting a lot more money into restaurants and bars. I didn't walk down to Harrahs, but when I was there about 4 years ago they were really trying to cater to the college kids. There were a lot of beer pong tables.

One good thing about Reno, when I was there in October, you could still play single deck $5 blackjack all night. Try that in vegas.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Ok, so my wife is watching this movie called Santa Baby. The plot is that Santa's daughter has come to the north pole to increase productivity or something along those lines.
Now I am having an issue wrapping my head around something.
Santa and Mrs Claus appear to be in their mid 60s.
It is said they are actually 800 years old.
Their daughter Merry looks to be about 30.
She meets up with her old prom date who also appears to be about 30.
So...
Did they have Merry when they were 770 years old?
Did they still look the way they do now when she was born?
Have Santa and Mrs Claus watched several hundred of their children grow up and die of old age over the centuries?
Is Merry actually an only child that is really several hundred years old?
If so how did she look when she went to prom with her boyfriend?
If she ages like her parents and she marries him will she watch him grow old and die?
Would any kids they have live normal life spans, live for hundreds of years or something in between?

I need answers damnit!

,

You're right, the math doesn't add up.

I'm still trying to figure out how a reindeer was born with a red Christmas tree light as a nose.