Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

How did you know !! .............


humfrz

I figure you would've described her differently if she hadn't.

[Sapphireho]

I spent a few days at the lake with no internet and cleared the mind. I'm listening to my wife now and actually doing yoga with her, (just at home). Oh yea, only 2 drinks a day max, and no more cigars. I'm feeling great. I hate when my wife is right.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I hate when my wife is right.

Ah, the struggles of a functional relationship.

Beats living under a bridge.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Ah, the struggles of a functional relationship.

Beats living under a bridge.

If I had a comfortable chair, heat, and a tv I could totally live under a bridge. I just don't know where I would park my cars.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

If I had a comfortable chair, heat, and a tv I could totally live under a bridge. I just don't know where I would park my cars.

Hmmm... good point.

[Sapphireho]

Originally Posted by humfrz

How did you know !! .............


humfrz

So humz, why do they say you talk funny? I know you spent a lot of time in San jose.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

So humz, why do they say you talk funny? I know you spent a lot of time in San jose.

Oh, heck, I really don't know. As a child I spent a lot of time around my hillbilly relatives on my mothers side and the rest my time around my rural farmer relatives on my fathers side.

I wonder if THAT had anything to do with it ......


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I figure you would've described her differently if she hadn't.

Now, THAT reminds me of the time down in Juárez, Mexico.

It was a hot summer night, back in the 60s, when me and my buddies crossed the border, pretty well liquored up........ oh, never mind, how was I to know she chewed tobacco ...... till she spit ........

THE END

humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

So ultra, you took your best colored twin on a boat from Seattle to canada? Where did you stay? The wife and I are going to do that soon.

Oh, man, you had better stop by on the way up. We stayed at the Ship Harbor Inn, right next door to the port of entry. The ferry ride was a real hoot. Almost the best part of the trip.

I'm sorry I don't have much info on Sidney and Victoria. We should've researched more. The B&B we picked was a bust.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

lol

....... enough with the ing!


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

I spent a few days at the lake with no internet and cleared the mind. I'm listening to my wife now and actually doing yoga with her, (just at home). Oh yea, only 2 drinks a day max, and no more cigars. I'm feeling great. I hate when my wife is right.

Welp, as a married man, you have two choices ....... either happy or right ...... pick ONE.




humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

....... enough with the ing!


humfrz

Ow.

[Teseo]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Welp, as a married man, you have two choices ....... either happy or right ...... pick ONE.




humfrz

Where is the happy wife choice?

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Teseo

Where is the happy wife choice?

Both