Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

What does dropping a sausage mean then, out of interest?

Here I sit, cheeks a flexin'
giving birth to another Texan

[Boomerang]

Poseidon's Kiss can be disturbing at times also.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

They had invented flush toilets by the time I got there.

There was even toilet paper instead of the sponge on a stick they used in your youth.

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No sponges in my youth, they were expensive ......we were poor farm folks ...... we used corn husks.

Come to think of it, most of the toilet paper in Europe in the 60's, felt like corn husks......

After the German girls tired of nylons and candy bars ...... I found the soft, white, rolls of TP from the PX made good trading material .....


humfrz

[Boomerang]

Originally Posted by humfrz

No sponges in my youth, they were expensive ......we were poor farm folks ...... we used corn husks.


humfrz

Is that where corn dogs came from?

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Here I sit, cheeks a flexin'
giving birth to another Texan

I recommend stool softener ......there old man, it's not good to strain .....

I'm calling it a night ...... I wonder how much further down the toilet this thread will have gone, by the time I check it in the morning .....


humfrz

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

Is that where corn dogs came from?

Husks not cobs! Big difference when talking about butt stuff.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by humfrz

I recommend stool softener ......there old man, it's not good to strain .....

I'm calling it a night ...... I wonder how much further down the toilet this thread will have gone, by the time I check it in the morning .....


humfrz

European or North American?

[finch1750]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Well there is that happy median. Too hard not good and too loose not better. Gotta hit that sweet spot right in the middle.

Just goes to show nothing is good in excess

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Germany, France pretty much everyplace. It is that lack of shelf and more pressure than gentle swirling across it that I was referring to. You get a nice satisfying "WHOOOOSH" and all gone not a soft little "WIIIIISH" circle the bowel for 3 hours and then finally go down the hole.

Right. I misinterpreted your initial shit statement.

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Oh, no no no. German toilets have the turd inspection shelf. It's like shitting on a flat rock.

Not the ones I've used! Maybe they have special ones for Americans?

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Boomerang

Those are actually very, very good! Comfortable and stylish.
They can be experienced at the Covent Garden food market and other locations in London.

[Allch Chcar]

Originally Posted by Teseo

Considering to buy the 'switch'

Keep considering. Those are sold out and they might be for awhile. I bought a 3ds XL and Fire Emblem Fates. Should keep me busy for now.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Sarlacc

Those are actually very, very good! Comfortable and stylish.
They can be experienced at the Covent Garden food market and other locations in London.

That is just a few blocks from home and I have never seen those there!

[jawn]

Zelda is very, very good.

[Sarlacc]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

That is just a few blocks from home and I have never seen those there!

Unreal.