Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[krayzie]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I remember those.

I remember the flying toaster.

[Phijkchu]

Why does the forum limit picture sizes :/

[HotLeopardMama]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I'm all old & soft now.

I know that feels, bro.

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[soulreapersteve]

Originally Posted by Cole

Lol wat. That can't be true.

When he gives me a bear hug, he is able to lift me off the ground.. lol

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I'm all old & soft now.

Yeah, cuz you play with the chickens all day long...

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by soulreapersteve

When he gives me a bear hug, he is able to lift me off the ground.. lol

I think he was talking about your computer not being as good as his.

Yeah, cuz you play with the chickens all day long...

Scored today. 4/5 laid eggs.

...and they're cute, dammit!

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by HotLeopardMama

I know that feels, bro.

Ah, the good life.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

I think he was talking about your computer not being as good as his.


Scored today. 4/5 laid eggs.

...and they're cute, dammit!

Well now I'm curious as to whether Steve is short or you're a giant.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Cole

Well now I'm curious as to whether Steve is short or you're a giant.

Yes.

[Cole]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Yes.

I feel like I recall Steve saying he's 5'7"? And you're in the 6'3" territory?

Omg why do I know this stuff about strangers?

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Cole

I feel like I recall Steve saying he's 5'7"? And you're in the 6'3" territory?

Omg why do I know this stuff about strangers?

Dude, we aren't exactly strangers. We've been bullshitting nearly every day for a couple years. That's gotta count for something.

I'm 6'5" 320

[Cole]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Dude, we aren't exactly strangers. We've been bullshitting nearly every day for a couple years. That's gotta count for something.

I'm 6'5" 320

Damn. You're a big guy (for you! Haha fuck I crack myself up). I can't remember the last person I've had a conversation with in real life who is taller than 6'2 or 3. I hate looking up to people when I talk to them. Makes me want to stand on a milk crate.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Cole

Damn. You're a big guy (for you! Haha fuck I crack myself up). I can't remember the last person I've had a conversation with in real life who is taller than 6'2 or 3. I hate looking up to people when I talk to them. Makes me want to stand on a milk crate.

lol. I freak out a little whenever I talk to someone my size.

oh, and remember us big guys don't live as long as normal people.

[humfrz]

Well, I got mrs humfrz's Saturns window replaced.

Yep, it cost me $196. (with my senior/AARP/military discount). I never know which one they usually take, I just throw all three on the counter and see which one sticks.

It also costs me 2 hours of my time ..... one hour to clean up all the glass (with two breaks) and one hour waiting at the glass shop ...... with a homely girl behind the desk, crappy magazines and a dumb show on the TV.

I filed a police report ...... but since no one was murdered, nothing will come of it.

It still pisses me off that some punk(s) stole my granddaughters little make-up kits. My youngest granddaughter said "I hope they use my toothbrush ...... because I already used it once and put it back in there". I reckon you have to be an 8 year old to appreciate how nasty that must be.

Anybody up for a back-in-the-day story ...... ??

It was a warm fall, back on The Ohio State University campus. Freshmen had to live in a dorm, so there I was. We had a bike rack in between the dorms. Each night, for 3 nights, a bike would disappear.

So, three of us staked out the bike rack one night by sleeping in the bushes. Sure enough, about 0300 two kids came by with bolt cutters ....... we had our men .....

We released one to go retrieve two of the bikes.....which he did, so we let him go. The other one had a smart mouth ....... so, we drug him over in front of the girls dorm, stripped him of all his clothes and tied him up to a lamp post. Yep, just left him there.

No more bikes were stolen......


humfrz

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Anybody up for a back-in-the-day story ...... ??

Always.


That was a good one.