Was On The Highway When...

[HunterGreene]

While we're telling the stories, last summer my 8 month pregnant wife was headed westbound on a divided highway (4 lanes, wide median) when she saw a deer making its way northbound across the lanes. Following the rules, she slammed on the brakes, only to have the dumbass slam headfirst into the driver's side front fender, rolling its body along the fender until its rear impacted by the driver's side door, whereupon it voided its bowels, likely thinking it was dying. From there, it continued to the back of the car and then ran off into the woods on its merry way. I will tell you, getting a frantic call from your almost-full-term wife is one of those bone-chilling life moments. Thankfully, she was perfectly fine, just shaken up.

Do I have pictures, dare you ask? Of course I do.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by HunterGreene

While we're telling the stories, last summer my 8 month pregnant wife was headed westbound on a divided highway (4 lanes, wide median) when she saw a deer making its way northbound across the lanes. Following the rules, she slammed on the brakes, only to have the dumbass slam headfirst into the driver's side front fender, rolling its body along the fender until its rear impacted by the driver's side door, whereupon it voided its bowels, likely thinking it was dying. From there, it continued to the back of the car and then ran off into the woods on its merry way. I will tell you, getting a frantic call from your almost-full-term wife is one of those bone-chilling life moments. Thankfully, she was perfectly fine, just shaken up.

Do I have pictures, dare you ask? Of course I do.

Not sure if the deer poop would be all that was involved if that happened to my wife! There could be similar marks in and outside the door.

[Special_K]

Originally Posted by HunterGreene

While we're telling the stories, last summer my 8 month pregnant wife was headed westbound on a divided highway (4 lanes, wide median) when she saw a deer making its way northbound across the lanes. Following the rules, she slammed on the brakes, only to have the dumbass slam headfirst into the driver's side front fender, rolling its body along the fender until its rear impacted by the driver's side door, whereupon it voided its bowels, likely thinking it was dying. From there, it continued to the back of the car and then ran off into the woods on its merry way. I will tell you, getting a frantic call from your almost-full-term wife is one of those bone-chilling life moments. Thankfully, she was perfectly fine, just shaken up.

Do I have pictures, dare you ask? Of course I do.

I would pay good money to watch a forensic team recreate the scenario with splatter and those angle of impact rods detailing the force and speed that the deer shit on your car.

Dexter spinoff show perhaps?

[SquadRon]

I'm starting to believe every imperfection on my car are through all the divine interventions that lead up to the point I am in life right now. It is truly a blessing that guy is alive but wow what a sudden accident.

[SquadRon]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

On the way to work this morning I was coming up behind a truck when he decided to swerve to miss a deer. It did not go well for him!
We were just entering a curve and he dropped his trailer wheels off the shoulder, lost control, shot straight into the 10 foot ditch, flipped upside down and slid about 100 yards.
I pulled over just past him, took one look at the cab and called 911. I was in no rush as I didn't think rescue was going to be an issue and body recovery is not a panic situation.
As I am talking to the dispatcher I look in the mirror and see this dude climbing out of the little space remaining of the passenger side window.
Yep it was the driver! Not so much as a scratch or a bruise on him. I have no idea how though.


On a related note, drywall can really fly when a trailer tips at almost 70MPH.

If I didn't know any better this is a nightmare with Tcoat in it

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by Special_K

I would pay good money to watch a forensic team recreate the scenario with splatter and those angle of impact rods detailing the force and speed that the deer shit on your car.

Dexter spinoff show perhaps?

Deerter?

[bee-jay]

Originally Posted by Norville Rogers

Not normal for me. Are you exaggerating?

not really. in the north east US there is a lot of truck traffic and accidents seem to be a daily occurance

[mdm]

On the other hand, sometimes things don't end up so well for the deer

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOwNR4LFiUs"]Deer Explodes Into Puréed Venison After Collision With Speeding Porsche - YouTube[/ame]

[SquadRon]

Originally Posted by mdm

On the other hand, sometimes things don't end up so well for the deer

Life/evil/death goes on truly not easy being who we are...

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by mdm

On the other hand, sometimes things don't end up so well for the deer

Originally Posted by SquadRon

Life/evil/death goes on truly not easy being who we are...

Is this statement made from the deer's perspective?

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

Is this statement made from the deer's perspective?

Hey if he's a deer so what. We are all 86 owners don't judge. Lol

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[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by p1l0t

Hey if he's a deer so what. We are all 86 owners don't judge. Lol

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[HunterGreene]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

(epileptic's nightmare deer picture here)

You goddamn motherf*cker, I think I have epilepsy now.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by HunterGreene

You goddamn motherf*cker, I think I have epilepsy now.

Imagine what it is going to do to Squady. The response should be incredible.