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05-26-2016, 07:01 AM
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Doctor replies "Ok, I've seen a few women in your situation before. Take this pamphlet, go home read it thoroughly, think about the risks of surgery and if you still wish to go ahead with the surgery phone my receptionists in a week to make a booking". She replies "Thank you doctor, I will go home and ponder the situation". A week later her back is giving her grief and she decides to go ahead with the surgery. She makes the phone call for the operation. Two weeks later she is in the doctor's surgery. The doctor is explaining the procedure to her. "Ok, firstly you will remove all your clothing from the top half of your body, you will sit up here on the operating table and before I commence surgery I will inspect then numb your breasts." So the woman removes her shirt, removes her bra and sits up on the operating table. The doctor kneels down in front of her and slowly moves his head closer and closer until his entire face is between her boobs. He starts shaking his head side to side exclaiming "numnumnumnumnum".
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05-26-2016, 01:17 PM
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05-26-2016, 02:43 PM
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05-26-2016, 05:58 PM
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05-26-2016, 06:03 PM
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05-27-2016, 04:07 PM
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05-27-2016, 05:37 PM
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05-27-2016, 06:24 PM
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You appear to be causing localized swelling. Could you drain it for me?
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05-27-2016, 10:56 PM
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05-27-2016, 11:18 PM
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05-28-2016, 05:24 AM
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Definitely a pair.
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05-28-2016, 12:41 PM
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05-28-2016, 02:33 PM
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