How to have sex in the 86 - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

Ravine · 09-22-2012, 09:25 PM

Short answer - You can't. It's impossible.

Long answer.

1. The back seat of the car area is waaaaay too small. Even when you tilt and push the front seats completely forward, there is almost no leg room. The rear also has an extremely low roof, couple with the lack of leg room, mouth service is impossible.

2. The middle armrest thingy is a killer because if that were not there, then the back seat might be okay but uncomfortable but because of that, you cannot lie down across and you cannot cuddle.

3. With the seats folded down, you might think "Hey! There you go! It's flat like a bed!". No. I have a feeling that if you were on that flat back seat, you would snap it in half. It folds down onto the arm rest as it's only support so it's effectively like a see saw. Just hope you're good at balancing of that thing is going to topple. Also with the back seat down, it increases the height of the back yet again so you cannot sit upright. And don't bother with the legs going through into the boot. It's not long enough even for a guy like me.

4. Now you might be thinking "Well! What about the front seat? That's where me and the missus used to do it in the old *insert X*". Not in this baby, oh no. The problem I've found is that the side bolsters are too tight. They're great support for driving but possibly too much support for...you know what. Also front seat sex is possibly the least comfortable way you can have sex in a car.

SO.

In conclusion.

The 86 is a chastity belt.

What about you

HAVE YOU MANAGED TO ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE!!!?!?

travace · 09-22-2012, 10:00 PM

quick tip.... carefull if you wear a belt buckle but the hood is your friend

Yruyur · 09-22-2012, 10:16 PM

That aluminum hood may cave.

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travace · 09-22-2012, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Yruyur

That aluminum hood may cave.

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sounds like a personal problem to me

Re~Mix · 09-22-2012, 10:26 PM

It doesn't take too much imagination to know the passenger seat would work fine.

Sutty · 09-22-2012, 10:31 PM

Self Love is still love, does this count?
And no I've not tried it!!!

chulooz · 09-22-2012, 10:31 PM

A car like this is strictly for BJs; keeps it clean and classy.

Ravine · 09-22-2012, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chulooz

A car like this is strictly for BJs; keeps it clean and classy.

Road head. I like the way you think.

DaJo · 09-22-2012, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chulooz

A car like this is strictly for BJs; keeps it clean and classy.

How does that keep it clean? XD

chulooz · 09-22-2012, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaJoian

How does that keep it clean? XD

If done right it should be like an M&M... melt in the mouth, not in the hand.

Good luck gents

BRAWL · 09-22-2012, 11:45 PM

Passenger seat of my 300zx was no drama, but at 6'6" I am going to struggle

CSSM · 09-22-2012, 11:47 PM

This car is all about the HJs

000 Racing · 09-23-2012, 12:10 AM

The car is so sexy that it will get them in.. you need to have sex when your out of it !! Oh and the alloy bonnet is far to expensive to try it on .. lol

jflogerzi · 09-23-2012, 12:14 AM

Sir I will take your challenge on. The G/F has been asking when are going to break in the new car!

09-22-2012, 09:25 PM	#1
Ravine Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Drives: Red FT-86 GTS Auto Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 144 Thanks: 16 Thanked 91 Times in 25 Posts Mentioned: 8 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	How to have sex in the 86 Short answer - You can't. It's impossible. Long answer. 1. The back seat of the car area is waaaaay too small. Even when you tilt and push the front seats completely forward, there is almost no leg room. The rear also has an extremely low roof, couple with the lack of leg room, mouth service is impossible. 2. The middle armrest thingy is a killer because if that were not there, then the back seat might be okay but uncomfortable but because of that, you cannot lie down across and you cannot cuddle. 3. With the seats folded down, you might think "Hey! There you go! It's flat like a bed!". No. I have a feeling that if you were on that flat back seat, you would snap it in half. It folds down onto the arm rest as it's only support so it's effectively like a see saw. Just hope you're good at balancing of that thing is going to topple. Also with the back seat down, it increases the height of the back yet again so you cannot sit upright. And don't bother with the legs going through into the boot. It's not long enough even for a guy like me. 4. Now you might be thinking "Well! What about the front seat? That's where me and the missus used to do it in the old insert X". Not in this baby, oh no. The problem I've found is that the side bolsters are too tight. They're great support for driving but possibly too much support for...you know what. Also front seat sex is possibly the least comfortable way you can have sex in a car. SO. In conclusion. The 86 is a chastity belt. What about you HAVE YOU MANAGED TO ACHIEVE THE IMPOSSIBLE!!!?!? Last edited by Ravine; 09-22-2012 at 09:44 PM.

09-22-2012, 10:16 PM	#3
Yruyur Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Drives: Scion fr-s asphalt M/T Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 4,192 Thanks: 1,416 Thanked 1,631 Times in 941 Posts Mentioned: 96 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	That aluminum hood may cave. Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk 2 __________________

09-22-2012, 10:26 PM	#5
Re~Mix Senior Member Join Date: May 2012 Drives: 13' Scion FRS MT Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 737 Thanks: 290 Thanked 333 Times in 191 Posts Mentioned: 7 Post(s) Tagged: 3 Thread(s)	It doesn't take too much imagination to know the passenger seat would work fine. __________________ 07' Z4M Coupe \| KW Clubsports \| AFE Intake \| Stromung Mufflers \| UUC Shortshifter \| Advan RS 15' 228i MSport 13' FR-S \| TRD CAI \| TRD Catback \| UEL Header \| OFT Stg 1 \| Rota Grid-V \| RCE Suspension \| Hankook \|

09-22-2012, 11:47 PM	#12
CSSM Still Dreamin' Join Date: Dec 2011 Drives: 2001 Chevrolet Tahoe Location: Washington/Oregon Posts: 656 Thanks: 88 Thanked 115 Times in 67 Posts Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	This car is all about the HJs __________________ Check out my photos here!! (Click)

09-22-2012, 10:31 PM	#7
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09-22-2012, 11:45 PM	#11
BRAWL Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: Toyota 86 GTS Velocity Orange Location: Perth, Australia Posts: 447 Thanks: 74 Thanked 102 Times in 64 Posts Mentioned: 3 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	Passenger seat of my 300zx was no drama, but at 6'6" I am going to struggle

09-23-2012, 12:10 AM	#13
000 Racing Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2012 Drives: 2012 86GTS Race Car #86 Location: Sydney Posts: 220 Thanks: 59 Thanked 67 Times in 33 Posts Mentioned: 1 Post(s) Tagged: 0 Thread(s)	The car is so sexy that it will get them in.. you need to have sex when your out of it !! Oh and the alloy bonnet is far to expensive to try it on .. lol

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