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Old 03-21-2021, 01:45 PM   #351
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Dodge's Twitter account told me it's World Poetry Day.
I've been trolling them with haikus.

Red yacht at anchor.
Hundred foot turning circle.
Need boating license.

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Old 03-21-2021, 02:06 PM   #352
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Dodge's Twitter account told me it's World Poetry Day.
I've been trolling them with haikus.

Red yacht at anchor.
Hundred foot turning circle.
Need boating license.

Splitter guards are on.
Check engine light is lit up.
Stellantis again.

Valves ticking again.
Hemi for the win yo.
I have bad credit.

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Old 03-21-2021, 02:27 PM   #353
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there once was a dodge in nantucket
the owner finally said fukit
the rocker arms lifted
the paintwork had shifted
only one fender rotted
the other fender fell off in the the river
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Old 03-21-2021, 02:28 PM   #354
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Old 03-21-2021, 06:01 PM   #355
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Today I learned they make a gummy bear that can hurt you. 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

You can get one for $8.99, or 10 for $441. Love Amazon math.
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Old 03-21-2021, 06:06 PM   #356
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Today I learned they make a gummy bear that can hurt you. 900 times hotter than a jalapeño.

You can get one for $8.99, or 10 for $441. Love Amazon math.
Did you order one to try out so we all can know if it really is spicy?
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Old 03-21-2021, 06:13 PM   #357
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Did you order one to try out so we all can know if it really is spicy?
Oh hell no. I'm a total gringo when it comes to hot sauce/peppers.
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TIL prefacing some advice with “ this is going to sound like an insult but it’s not” does not mean the other party will not take it as an insult.


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TIL that somebody thought that prefacing some advice with “ this is going to sound like an insult but it’s not” would have any reaction other than feeling it is an insult.
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TIL that somebody thought that prefacing some advice with “ this is going to sound like an insult but it’s not” would have any reaction other than feeling it is an insult.
Might as well say, "now I am going to insult you, ..."
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Old 03-22-2021, 01:02 PM   #362
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TIL (OK, technically over the weekend) that no matter what clothing size I wear, that seems to be the size that everyone is out of when I need something "right now" for an event. Time to get my ass back in shape.
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Might as well say, "now I am going to insult you, ..."
Would have saved me the time of bothering to explain.
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TIL (OK, technically over the weekend) that no matter what clothing size I wear, that seems to be the size that everyone is out of when I need something "right now" for an event. Time to get my ass back in shape.
Just buy extra large pants with elastic all around the waist. If they are too large, use suspenders to hold them up.

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