Dating during Covid

[spike021]

Originally Posted by soundman98

i've got one idea.

We should ask @humfrz for tips and tricks to using these!

[soundman98]

Originally Posted by spike021

We should ask @humfrz for tips and tricks to using these!

i think those were a little after his time

[Impureclient]

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

So how old are the two of you?

Me:43 Her:40

Originally Posted by Will BRZ

What’d you have in mind?

Somewhere to get to know her better out in public but not close to other people. Choices are severely limited so if this can be done with a positive outcome
considering the circumstances, I am going to be making a great start. I admit, I'm stumped and I just figured somebody could throw something out there
no matter how out in left field it is and it might make sense.

[new2subaru]

Originally Posted by Impureclient

Me:43 Her:40


Somewhere to get to know her better out in public but not close to other people. Choices are severely limited so if this can be done with a positive outcome
considering the circumstances, I am going to be making a great start. I admit, I'm stumped and I just figured somebody could throw something out there
no matter how out in left field it is and it might make sense.

Horseback riding?

[NoHaveMSG]

I've always been a fan of doing things together early on like hiking. I grew up in a rural area and know a lot of local spots. I found to some girls they think you are some kind of serial killer or something when making those types of suggestions It's tough with the shit going on right now, I've just put it on the back burner till things die down.

I don't get the whole movie date thing. Nothing says getting to know you like sitting in the dark paying attention to something else.

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by new2subaru

Horseback riding?

Horses could catch the covid. You can't trust anyone to get close, not even your pets. Scratching Fido's little head and BAM he covids you out of nowhere.

Edit:. I keep forgetting the . Really, this post is complete BS

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by spike021

We should ask @humfrz for tips and tricks to using these!

Yes, you came to the right guy. Follow these steps:

Select two cans (Del Monte cans are best)
(hint - don't ask your mom, she will say no)

Open cans and empty contents into two cereal bowls

Peel off the labels and rinse cans

Punch a small hole in the bottom of the cans using a six penny nail

Cut a 8 foot length of heavy store bought string
(NO, baling twine will NOT work well)

Insert string into cans and tie off a double knot

Put another kid on the other end (that knows the difference between listen and talk and the difference between his/her mouth and ear).

Stretch the string taught and keep it that way

Begin to communicate

Hide the communication device when your mom comes screaming, looking for the two cans of peas she was going to give to the needy at church and the length of string she was going to use to tie up the chicken for roasting for supper.

Now that you have been sent to your room, duck under your bed with your buddy, drag out your communication devise and HAVE FUN!


humfrz

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by humfrz

Yes, you came to the right guy. Follow these steps:

Select two cans (Del Monte cans are best)
(hint - don't ask your mom, she will say no)

Open cans and empty contents into two cereal bowls

Peel off the labels and rinse cans

Punch a small hole in the bottom of the cans using a six penny nail

Cut a 8 foot length of heavy store bought string
(NO, baling twine will NOT work well)

Insert string into cans and tie off a double knot

Put another kid on the other end (that knows the difference between listen and talk and the difference between his/her mouth and ear).

Stretch the string taught and keep it that way

Begin to communicate

Hide the communication device when your mom comes screaming, looking for the two cans of peas she was going to give to the needy at church and the length of string she was going to use to tie up the chicken for roasting for supper.

Now that you have been sent to your room, duck under your bed with your buddy, drag out your communication devise and HAVE FUN!


humfrz

Specifically a 6ft+ length of string

[beltax90]

cooking. idk

ask her what the next gen 86 should be like/is coming. those conversations dont seem to ever end.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Impureclient

Me:43 Her:40


Somewhere to get to know her better out in public but not close to other people. Choices are severely limited so if this can be done with a positive outcome
considering the circumstances, I am going to be making a great start. I admit, I'm stumped and I just figured somebody could throw something out there
no matter how out in left field it is and it might make sense.

OK, well since you asked, this is what I would suggest.

Invite her over to your place to play a game of "doctor and nurse". Meet her at the door with a hand sanitizer napkin and a surgical mask. Assure her that she is about to enter the operating room, but first we have to take each others temperature. If both are normal, continue.

Explain that before the "operation" (wink at her) starts, you both must "scrub up". Lead her to the shower and both of you scrub thoroughly with warm water and soap. Give each other an extra washing in certain areas.

Dry off, put your surgical masks back on, slip a condom on your instrument, go into the operating room (your bedroom) and begin the "operation".

Afterwards, go into the recovery room, (living/family room) wearing fresh gowns (robes) supplied by you.

Serve up a glass of wine for her and a beer for you. Select a netflix movie of her choice ...... and then doze off.




humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Specifically a 6ft+ length of string

Depends on if it's a long distance call or not -


humfrz

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Spuds

Horses could catch the covid. You can't trust anyone to get close, not even your pets. Scratching Fido's little head and BAM he covids you out of nowhere.

Edit:. I keep forgetting the . Really, this post is complete BS

SHIT! NOW you tell us, I just shot our cat and buried it in the back yard!

[Impureclient]

Originally Posted by humfrz

OK, well since you asked, this is what I would suggest.......

humfrz

That's was pretty good stuff right there. That might be a little more later when were comfortable with each other.
But if that scenario works out later as well as you've laid out there, I would have no other choice but to fly over to
Puyallup and buy you a beer as a thanks.

[p1l0t]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

I've always been a fan of doing things together early on like hiking. I grew up in a rural area and know a lot of local spots. I found to some girls they think you are some kind of serial killer or something when making those types of suggestions It's tough with the shit going on right now, I've just put it on the back burner till things die down.

I don't get the whole movie date thing. Nothing says getting to know you like sitting in the dark paying attention to something else.

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