Australia, land of the spiders

[Turbo95eg6]

Originally Posted by RFB

Keeps me company and brings me luck

Ummm yeah, fuck no.

[RFB]

Originally Posted by Turbo95eg6

Ummm yeah, fuck no.

Depends on the culture -

My rural culture says - kill a spyder it will rain -

My ethnic culture says - protect a spider you will have rubles !

Since I have adopted and protected arachnids - I have had financial security !

Not supersticious by any means - BUT ------------



Dont mess with Cerberus

[Turbo95eg6]

My culture: Oh hells naw, ain't nobody got time fo dat!

[RFB]

Originally Posted by Turbo95eg6

My culture: Oh hells naw, ain't nobody got time fo dat!

Only da mini black widows in Oregon - u dont die - just writhe in pain fer a while -

[sklimo]

Brown recluse. That's what we got along with black widow. The real ones.

Fuck I will now be up all night. @M-17 you owe me much beer.......

[KCMachine]

Found these guys hanging out outside my window.

[BRAWL]

Originally Posted by sklimo

Who dafuq kills spiders with thongs?? Pics or didn't happen

Thong in Australia = Sandal/Flip-flop/Double Plugger etc...

Straya C$#T!

Problem with Funnel Web Spiders is that they are aggressive and can chase you if agitated enough. They also make a habit of living in shoes and boots so you don't leave those outside

[bkblitzed]

OH JESUS WHY DID I OPEN THIS THREAD

[RFB]

Originally Posted by sklimo

Brown recluse. That's what we got along with black widow. The real ones.

Fuck I will now be up all night. @M-17 you owe me much beer.......

Seems the browns are showing up more frequently in the great white north (Canada).

They seem to have adapted to the winters by hiding under the barks of trees.

About 3 years ago buddy of mine was at a back yard barbeque in the city and was bit by one. He almost lost his leg. What saved him was the fact that the hospital had a smart doctor and the appropriate ant-venom, and that he is a huge guy almost 8 ft. tall (We call him Shrek).

Shrek still limps today.

[RFB]

Another buddy and his wife spend their summer holidays cruising the thousand islands in their sail boat. One summer they finished their cruise and went to the marina parking lot to load their car.

They found the interior infested with webs and thousands of spiders.
Needless to say they spent the night in the boat as the exterminators bombed the car.

After cleaning and loading the car, on the way home from Kingston, they had to pull over on the 401 because of thousands of hatchling spiders coming out of vents etc.

The little buggers never went away even after several treatments.
He was lucky and managed to sell the car -

[M-17]

Originally Posted by sklimo

Brown recluse. That's what we got along with black widow. The real ones.

Fuck I will now be up all night. @M-17 you owe me much beer.......

Dude, I'm not fucking looking in this thread anymore... so don't tag me in here no more.

[M-17]

Originally Posted by RFB

After cleaning and loading the car, on the way home from Kingston, they had to pull over on the 401 because of thousands of hatchling spiders coming out of vents etc.

I would probably freak out. So I'd say fuck the car its a lost cause and steer into the closest lake, river, ocean.

[RFB]

Originally Posted by M-17

I would probably freak out. So I'd say fuck the car its a lost cause and steer into the closest lake, river, ocean.

His wife was freakin out at the side of the highway my buddy almost called an ambulance -

[sklimo]

Originally Posted by RFB

Another buddy and his wife spend their summer holidays cruising the thousand islands in their sail boat. One summer they finished their cruise and went to the marina parking lot to load their car.

They found the interior infested with webs and thousands of spiders.
Needless to say they spent the night in the boat as the exterminators bombed the car.

After cleaning and loading the car, on the way home from Kingston, they had to pull over on the 401 because of thousands of hatchling spiders coming out of vents etc.

The little buggers never went away even after several treatments.
He was lucky and managed to sell the car -

I would have set that mofo on fire