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Old 08-27-2020, 08:19 AM   #15
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It started out as a pleasant ride but by the end of the night, I knew if I didn't stay hidden from this crazy person, I wouldn't survive until the morning.

He wielded 42 small yo-yos, each with 2 consonants carved into them.

I watched as they oscillated back and forth like Newton's cradle.

Reminded me of the time I saw a cowboy juggling potatoes.

But then I heard a voice exclaim "These posts are gonna get really long if the rules don't change!"

Then the same voice muttered in a weary sigh "I wish people would read the instructions".

Unsure of where the voices were coming from, I decided that now was the time to whip out my balisong.

Then I knew; I had brought a knife to a gun fight.

After that, it was time for @humfrz's nap.

The End.

OR WAS IT!?

It wasn't indeed, as the nightmare only begun. One of his yo-yos snapped and hit the driver side door of my beloved 86.

Max tried to blow it off saying, "missed me by that much!" , holding up his fingers two inches apart.

In a storming fury @Tcoat appeared with hail, wind, and lighting encompassing him!

The shadow of the smoking corpse left behind by the storm remains on the sidewalk to this day.
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It started out as a pleasant ride but by the end of the night, I knew if I didn't stay hidden from this crazy person, I wouldn't survive until the morning.

He wielded 42 small yo-yos, each with 2 consonants carved into them.

I watched as they oscillated back and forth like Newton's cradle.

Reminded me of the time I saw a cowboy juggling potatoes.

But then I heard a voice exclaim "These posts are gonna get really long if the rules don't change!"

Then the same voice muttered in a weary sigh "I wish people would read the instructions".

Unsure of where the voices were coming from, I decided that now was the time to whip out my balisong.

Then I knew; I had brought a knife to a gun fight.

After that, it was time for @humfrz's nap.

The End.

OR WAS IT!?

It wasn't indeed, as the nightmare only begun. One of his yo-yos snapped and hit the driver side door of my beloved 86.

Max tried to blow it off saying, "missed me by that much!" , holding up his fingers two inches apart.

In a storming fury @Tcoat appeared with hail, wind, and lighting encompassing him!

The shadow of the smoking corpse left behind by the storm remains on the sidewalk to this day.

As years have passed the shadow of the smoking corpse has become a city landmark. School kids are shown the shadow and told all about the dangers of smoking on the sidewalk.

But school kids don't listen, they just smoke behind the bike sheds instead as there is little danger of casting a shadow on any fucking sidewalk.
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