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Best Car Manufacturer Joke or Acronym Thread
Let's see how this goes. I'll start with two examples:
#1 Q: Why does the Dodge Grand Caravan have enough room for eight people? A: So seven can get out and push while one steers to the next repair shop. #2 FIAT Fix It Again Tony How many others can we list?
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FORD = Found on Road Dead
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Miata is always the answer
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Best Car Manufacturer Joke or Acronym Thread
Not car, but motorcycle.
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06-04-2021, 06:17 AM
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It has a very low COG because of the Boxer engine.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
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06-04-2021, 08:54 PM
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FORD - Fix Or Repair Daily
FIAT - Fix It And Tremble Best bumper stickers found on Range Rovers--- "Lucas - Prince of Darkness" and "The Parts Falling Off This Car Are of the Finest British Engineering." The "Yugo" was named after the response received after the maker offered a ride in the prototype to a friend. The friend said, "No, thanks..... You go...." ...
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