Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS] - Page 4016 - Toyota GR86, 86, FR-S and Subaru BRZ Forum & Owners Community

Leonardo · 05-16-2019, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sapphireho

Been there, done that, got the t-shirt.

Me too. Except it was more like: Been there, done that, got grease all over my T-shirt.

Sapphireho · 05-16-2019, 09:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leonardo

Me too. Except it was more like: Been there, done that, got grease all over my T-shirt.

Put me in an empty clean room with a new shirt and I will come out with it ruined with grease on it.

Leonardo · 05-16-2019, 09:28 PM

Lol!

wrxgoose · 05-17-2019, 07:55 AM

RIP Tardar Sauce

humfrz · 05-17-2019, 12:36 PM

I'M BAAAAACK -

Where was I for three days the first of this week?

For those of you that suspected that ol humfrz was full of shit - you were right!

About O dark 30 Tuesday morning I was awaken by pain close to trying to pass a kidney stone along with nausea close to chemotherapy -

mrs humfrz rushed me to the ER, then I spent the next 3 days in ICU.

Yep, I was full of shit and about to blow up, better known as a bowel blockage.

They plugged both my arms into IVs and ran this "huge" tube down my nose, through my throat, into my stomach, into my small intestine and started pumping (suction). Here, before that, I thought that a catheter was uncomfortable!

Several doctors checked me out and after a CT decided that surgery was not necessary at that time, assuming that they could suck some of the shit out of me to relieve the pressure and get things moving.

So, after 4 days on a clear liquid diet, here I am, back at home, recovering.

humfrz

Ultramaroon · 05-17-2019, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humfrz

I'M BAAAAACK -

OMG! I was wondering what was going on! So glad you're ok!

Get some damn fiber in your diet, FFS.

humfrz · 05-17-2019, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

OMG! I was wondering what was going on! So glad you're ok!

Get some damn fiber in your diet, FFS.

Thanks!

That's exactly what the doctor said - more fiber (eatables), less smoking -

humfrz

Tcoat · 05-17-2019, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humfrz

I'M BAAAAACK -

Where was I for three days the first of this week?

For those of you that suspected that ol humfrz was full of shit - you were right!

About O dark 30 Tuesday morning I was awaken by pain close to trying to pass a kidney stone along with nausea close to chemotherapy -

mrs humfrz rushed me to the ER, then I spent the next 3 days in ICU.

Yep, I was full of shit and about to blow up, better known as a bowel blockage.

They plugged both my arms into IVs and ran this "huge" tube down my nose, through my throat, into my stomach, into my small intestine and started pumping (suction). Here, before that, I thought that a catheter was uncomfortable!

Several doctors checked me out and after a CT decided that surgery was not necessary at that time, assuming that they could suck some of the shit out of me to relieve the pressure and get things moving.

So, after 4 days on a clear liquid diet, here I am, back at home, recovering.

humfrz

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db7i-IrymOE[/ame]

Ultramaroon · 05-17-2019, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humfrz

Thanks!

That's exactly what the doctor said - more fiber (eatables), less smoking -

Don't make me come up there to straighten you out. I'll do it, dammit.

Sapphireho · 05-17-2019, 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humfrz

I'M BAAAAACK -

Man, that sounds awful. Glad you back. Eat prunes.

humfrz · 05-17-2019, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Don't make me come up there to straighten you out. I'll do it, dammit.

Oh, OK. I remember, back on the farm, when a sheep would get bloated, my grandfather would pull out his trusty picket knife and stick the sheep between the second and third rib. My first time closely observing this procedure, I learned NOT to get too close as to get a whiff of the escaping gasses...

Of course. if one of us kids would get "bloated" it was enema time. Yes, with the big ole brown rubber bag full of hot water and a BIG freaking tube up the ass. THEN, we had to act like riding a bicycle till we almost exploded THEN hit the toilet. If our (my father's) timing was off, WE had to clean up the mess.

TMI ? - sorry -

humfrz

Ultramaroon · 05-17-2019, 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by humfrz

TMI ? - sorry -

Hell, if you already knew what was wrong, why didn't you just have Mrs. humfrz shank you?

humfrz · 05-17-2019, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Hell, if you already knew what was wrong, why didn't you just have Mrs. humfrz shank you?

She offered, then ask which side of the sheep did we stick. I couldn't remember. All I was sure of was that if you stuck the sheep on the wrong side - it died -

She refused to guess -

humfrz

Clipdat · 05-17-2019, 04:15 PM

Holy shit, Roger!

05-16-2019, 09:28 PM	#56213
Leonardo Country Boy 4 Life Join Date: Jul 2012 Drives: 19' & 06' Ridgelines, 13' FR-S Location: EUGENE Posts: 5,228 Thanks: 6,719 Thanked 5,291 Times in 2,720 Posts Mentioned: 47 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	Lol! __________________ I LIKE TIRES!

05-17-2019, 07:55 AM	#56214
wrxgoose WUB WUB Join Date: Aug 2012 Drives: 2013 Firestorm Location: Charlotte Posts: 2,788 Thanks: 313 Thanked 1,573 Times in 858 Posts Mentioned: 52 Post(s) Tagged: 1 Thread(s)	RIP Tardar Sauce __________________ Build thread: http://www.ft86club.com/forums/showthread.php?t=40850 no more blower power

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Language Rant Part Deux	MuseChaser	Off-Topic Lounge [WARNING: NO POLITICS]	43	04-23-2017 07:55 PM
Random thoughts thread	MrVito	Off-Topic Lounge [WARNING: NO POLITICS]	37188	02-25-2016 10:00 AM
Random Rubber Part	OoLong	BRZ First-Gen (2012+) -- General Topics	8	01-28-2014 10:31 AM
Crew Carshow : Part Deux 9/7/13	saiyajinimports	Great Lakes	0	08-17-2013 05:18 AM

05-17-2019, 12:36 PM	#56215
humfrz Senior Member Join Date: May 2013 Drives: 2013 FR-S, white, MT Location: Puyallup, WA Posts: 29,866 Thanks: 28,787 Thanked 31,813 Times in 16,424 Posts Mentioned: 708 Post(s) Tagged: 2 Thread(s)	I'M BAAAAACK - Where was I for three days the first of this week? For those of you that suspected that ol humfrz was full of shit - you were right! About O dark 30 Tuesday morning I was awaken by pain close to trying to pass a kidney stone along with nausea close to chemotherapy - mrs humfrz rushed me to the ER, then I spent the next 3 days in ICU. Yep, I was full of shit and about to blow up, better known as a bowel blockage. They plugged both my arms into IVs and ran this "huge" tube down my nose, through my throat, into my stomach, into my small intestine and started pumping (suction). Here, before that, I thought that a catheter was uncomfortable! Several doctors checked me out and after a CT decided that surgery was not necessary at that time, assuming that they could suck some of the shit out of me to relieve the pressure and get things moving. So, after 4 days on a clear liquid diet, here I am, back at home, recovering. humfrz

User Name		Remember Me?
Password