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02-18-2016, 04:06 PM | #29 |
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A Texas A&M Aggie and a Texas Longhorn decide to go to South Padre Island for spring break. While there, the Aggie notices that the Longhorn is getting a lot more interest than he is. He asks the Longhorn what his secret is.
The Longhorn says, "Go to the HEB and buy a medium-sized potato. Once you're at the beach, put the potato in your bathing suit. The girls will come running." The Aggie does exactly that. But instead of running up to him, the girls scream and run in the opposite direction as fast as possible! The Aggie finds the Longhorn and says, in a confused panic, "Look, I did exactly what you said. I got a medium potato and put it down my bathing suit. But the girls all ran away!" The Longhorn stares at him in horror and says, "YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PUT IT DOWN THE FRONT!!!" (One of my two favorite Aggie jokes.)
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Bartender sees a guy standing at the bar with a frog on his bald head. He says, "What's with that?" Frog says, "Beats me, it started out as a wart on my ass."
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So there's an Aggie coyote and a longhorn coyote walking on either side of a fence. Both coyotes get their legs caught in bear traps. They sit for hours trying to find a way free.
Finally, the Aggie coyote calls out to the longhorn coyote, saying, "hey, if you chew through your leg, you can limp away to safety! I just freed myself that way! I'm going out for help!" The Aggie coyote returns several hours after leaving for help to see if the longhorn coyote had freed himself, but to the Aggie coyote's suprise, he had not. "What happened?" yelled the Aggie coyote. "Did you chew through your leg like I told you to?" "I did" cried the longhorn coyote. "I've chewed through three of them so far, but I'm still not free!" (it'll be a hot night in austin tonight. Gig 'em)
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How do you make an FRS accelerate from 0-60 in under 15 seconds?
Push it off a cliff As a little girl is coming out of school, a man pulls up in his car, rolls down the window and says to her, "I'll give you a sweet if you'll get in the car with me." The little girl says, "No, I not getting in the car." The next day the same man pulls up again, rolls down the window and says to the same little girl, "I'll give you two sweets if you'll get in the car with me." The little girl repeats, "No, I'm not getting in the car." The third day the man pulls up and offers her a whole bag of sweets if she will get into the car. "No Dad," replies the girl, "There's no way I'm getting into the Mustang!"
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Is there a back story?
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Oh he was just another old dude that hung with a bad crowd. He had the most annoying avatar (Mclovin if I recall) that made it seem like you were talking to some punk. Was yet another engineer and you know what those guys can be like. He disappeared shortly before you came around I think. Would have loved to see you two battle it out over the clutch master swap!
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