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Old 09-26-2012, 06:39 PM   #71
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YOU DON'T! Don't be cheap and get a room.
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My ute had plenty of room for a mattress in the back, it actually had one in there for 2 years. was awesome for camping.

"was awesome for camping"...riiiight! You're not supposed to camp in there buddy! Move up and down, left and right!...)
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Old 09-26-2012, 08:53 PM   #73
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oh my god these fucking spambots
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Old 08-26-2020, 05:03 AM   #76
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oh my god these fucking spambots
I'm gonna put on my @humfrz hat, and go...

The quotes in your signature remind me of this ol' memory... from when I was a freshman living in the dorm.

It was a 2-person room, but the uni had over-enrolled frosh who would need to live in the dorms, so they turned the already-cramped rooms into 3-person rooms. Well, that's already barely survivable right? No space for anything, even "frolicking."

Well. Of course one of my roommates gets a GF literally at the first kickback party in some ratchety old apartment down the block and because she had separation anxiety from him, they decided it was a great idea to have her move into our dorm room for almost the WHOLE year.

Yeeep, a 2-person room then became a 4-person room for MONTHS.

She was kinda cute. But that shit was unbearable, man.

Anyway, one night I'm just screwing around on my phone in bed, about to sleep. And of course that roommate and his GF are in the next bed over.

All of a sudden I hear:

"OMG Stevy!! You got it all in my hair!!!"

Proceeded by said GF jumping out of bed, throwing a towel over her head, and sprinting out of the room and down the hall to the bathroom.

me:


the end.
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Also, I would never have sex in any car. Last thing I want is to have to clean the fucking stains afterward.
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So the three things I've learned.

1. Getting a blow job in this car is easy, she just has to deal with the center console in her ribs.

2. If she turns her back against the passenger door, you can eat her out, but you have the center console in your ribs...worth it.

3. To fuck, have her turn her body facing the passenger window with her legs towards the passenger door, slide your seat all the way back and have her sit in your lap. It works.

A little ingenuity and a little discomfort initially and you can get it done. You're welcome.

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Also, I would never have sex in any car. Last thing I want is to have to clean the fucking stains afterward.
So, she didn't swallow?

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So the three things I've learned.

1. Getting a blow job in this car is easy, she just has to deal with the center console in her ribs.

2. If she turns her back against the passenger door, you can eat her out, but you have the center console in your ribs...worth it.

3. To fuck, have her turn her body facing the passenger window with her legs towards the passenger door, slide your seat all the way back and have her sit in your lap. It works.

A little ingenuity and a little discomfort initially and you can get it done. You're welcome.

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OR - get a room!
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Old 08-26-2020, 12:17 PM   #81
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OR - get a room!
Or get a CTR.
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Old 08-26-2020, 01:08 PM   #82
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Also, I would never have sex in any car. Last thing I want is to have to clean the fucking stains afterward.
Agreed, but if things happen...https://www.meguiars.com/professiona...mover-1-gallon
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Old 08-26-2020, 05:07 PM   #83
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Best way to have sex in a twin is get in it, and drive it to nice hotel.
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