Random Thoughts - Part Deux [NO POLITICS]

[NoHaveMSG]

Originally Posted by spike021

I am confused.

Really? I even know who it is.

[spike021]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

Really? I even know who it is.

I have a suspicion but I'm confused because I thought @Sapphireho only has one shop work on the car, and that shop isn't the one you and I are thinking of.

[NoHaveMSG]

Originally Posted by spike021

I have a suspicion but I'm confused because I thought @Sapphireho only has one shop work on the car, and that shop isn't the one you and I are thinking of.

Oh, okay

[NoHaveMSG]

I'm starting to question the guy that works on my car too. He is an asshole and takes too long to get shit done.

[Tcoat]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

I'm starting to question the guy that works on my car too. He is an asshole and takes too long to get shit done.

You are not! Well most of the time.

[Kiske]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

I'm starting to question the guy that works on my car too. He is an asshole and takes too long to get shit done.

'The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.

Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"'

[NoHaveMSG]

Originally Posted by Kiske

'The taxation office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his deckhand and sent an auditor to investigate him.

Auditor: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bundaberg rum and a dozen Crown Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."

Auditor: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"'

Bahaha that is a good one.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

I'm starting to question the guy that works on my car too. He is an asshole and takes too long to get shit done.

My guy takes his time and he's fucking awesome.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Spuds

I know. I'm dumb. Wrong car.

Of which car were you thinking?

[NoHaveMSG]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

My guy takes his time and he's fucking awesome.

Well could you have him get together with my guy and straighten him out?

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by NoHaveMSG

Well could you have him get together with my guy and straighten him out?

Looking very forward to it.

[Spuds]

Originally Posted by Ultramaroon

Of which car were you thinking?

350z .

It makes no sense in context, but I think the forum was my distraction at the time.

[Ultramaroon]

Originally Posted by Spuds

350z .

It makes no sense in context, but I think the forum was my distraction at the time.

Oh, I was just curious. Even if they are faster, I've never had any interest in them. I think it's another car I can't fit. Always the leg room.

[humfrz]

Originally Posted by Tcoat

We warned you the varnish would cause issues!

Yep, we tried to tell ya, the next to plug up will be the injectors -